Some OMG and shocking WTFckery coming your way...
1. Knowing someone would sit down and write Hitler erotica and a publisher has no issue with publishing it is beyond a WTFckery. Serious, WTF?!
Now up on Netgalley for those brave enough to read and review. Releasing April 30th from Opus:
Synopsis: A disturbing, erotic novel about Hitler seen through the eyes of the woman who worshiped him.
Eva understands Hitler is married to Germany and must herself stand back unacknowledged as he enclasps the world in a passionate, pythonlike thrall. Until the last days in the final chapter of the Third Reich (and the first chapter of the novel), when Adolf and Eva move into their first home together, the Fuhrerbunker. There, deep underground, hidden from the light of day and the light of history, but laid fully bare to the author’s unblinking eye, Eva Braun’s unquestioning patriotism and patience finally pay off—in a private wedding ceremony and a cyanide capsule.
Mueller imagines the claustrophobic and morally twisted underground world of the Third Reich’s last gasp. All the Fuhrer’s men and women, like rats in a trap, grow more and more desperate, more and more perverse, as they compete for the final crumbs of attention from their doomed leader.
Only one soul remains calm amid the chaos: the ever-patient, ever pliant paramour of the vilest man who ever lived. As the world around them goes astoundingly mad, their devotion to each other remains unsullied. Trusting. Even innocent.
2. Poor Wendy droopy boobies. Also Peter Pan BDSM fan fiction?
Synopsis: Peter Pan was supposed to be the boy who never grew up. Then Neverland blew sky high. Now he's very much an adult and playing adult games. There's one woman he wants for his bed, his cuffs, his toys... yeah, he's ready to do all sorts of naughty things to Wendy. If he can find her.
Wendy Darling never expected Peter to come back. She'd grown up and moved on -- to write white-hot BDSM tales. Can her perfect Dom be the one man she never thought she'd see all grown up?
3. Infringement against Fifty Shades ripoffs? Really, Ms. James? Hypocrisy they name is. I'd love to see how this lawsuit would go down since Fifty Shades is smutty Twilight fan fiction and all. From The Telegraph:
Publisher cracks whip over 'Fifty Shades' spin-offs French publishers of E.L James's Fifty Shades of Grey sends warning letters about infringement.
"The French publishers of Fifty Shades of Grey are cracking the whip at at spin-offs of the erotic romance. Publisher Lattes has trademarked the title of the book, which has sold a quarter of a million copies in France since it hit shelves a month ago, and has already sent warning letters to two publishers it accuses of infringement.
"Some of these titles, which pick up on elements of the book, are clearly parasitical," said Laurent Laffont, editorial director at Lattes, which trademarked the title at the request of the agent of author E.L. James."
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5. This is one f'ed up fetish. I wonder how well this woman did in her biology class when she had to name all the bones in the body? Can we say Fifty Shades of Skeletons? From Io9:
"When authorities discovered knives and various human skeleton parts in a 37-year-old woman's living room back in September, she was arrested under suspicion of murder. That accusation has since been dropped, but a new one has cropped up in its place: Today she was formally charged with "brott mot griftesfriden" (disturbing the peace of the dead) for using the bones as sex toys.
The woman is believed to have used the human bones for sexual gratification. The evidence that the prosecution presented to the press on Tuesday included two CDs labelled “My necrophilia” and “My first experience” which contained a number of document files and pictures.
However, a psychological evaluation of the woman shows that she is not mentally ill, at least not in any legal sense of the term.
“Some of the photos show a woman licking a skull," Ehrenborg-Staffas told The Local.
"We claim it’s her, but she claims it's someone else and that she found the pictures on the internet.”
The prosecutor believes the woman is "fascinated" with death."
6. You're more than welcome to caption this naughty Thanksgiving Macy's parade balloon fun. And this picture is real, not Photoshopped. From Happy Place:
7. Speaking of naughty, did you know you can get your own Justin Bieber sex doll? Take a moment to digest this. From Huffington Post:
"Barely-legal Justin Bieber is being initiated into adulthood with his very own sex doll. Enter the "Just-in Beaver" blow-up sex doll made by Pipedream Products.
"Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who's waited 18 long years to stick his lil' dicky in something sticky!" reads Pipedream's description of the Bieber sex doll. "When he's not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he's up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn't have this effect just on women -- he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil’ pricks's ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!"
Just-in Beaver is available for purchase on Amazon, with prices ranging from $20 to $138."
8. Aw, a ladybug pooper scooper for that special tot in your life. (Thanks to the @jenthegingerkid for this one)
9. Your Regretsy WTFckery is a type of jewelery Strawberry Shortcake would wear. I would think these earrings could only be worn once:
"You will look sooo sweet in these heart-shaped strawberry earrings! I made these from slices of REAL strawberry which have been expertly preserved with a clear resin. The detail in these are amazing....you can see the seeds and the green leaf still attached! Each slice is as unique as Mother Nature intended, so you earrings may vary from those show, but they will be heart-shaped and adorable, with a little green leaf on top. Over time, the color of the strawberries may change to more of an antique color, like that of a dried rose petal."
I hope you have enjoyed this best in the WTFckery!