Sunday, October 28, 2012

WTFckery or Not? You Decide

Here comes your favorite post of the week!

1. Say hello to Hurricane Sandy. The NYC tri-state area is on lock down starting tomorrow. If you don't hear from me for the next few days, it's because of Sandy.

From ABC News: "Hurricane Sandy is expected to bring life-threatening storm surge flooding to the Mid-Atlantic coast and could wreak havoc for days across 800 miles of the United States, impacting tens of millions of people in the eastern third of the country.

Sandy will meet up with cold front coming from the northwest and a high pressure system from Greenland, fueling it with enough energy to make it more powerful than the "Perfect Storm," some meteorologists say.

"This storm that is going to be impacting the mid-Atlantic and parts of the going to be destructive, historic, and unfortunately life threatening," AccuWeather's Bernie Rayno said.

2. Some WTF books that make you go, OMG WTF?

Tighty Whitey Fetish Erotica?

Synopsis: Drew Fahey is a small-town bag boy at the local grocery store. After several days of coming in late to work, his boss, Mr. Hammer, has had enough. Drew has been a bad boy, and Mr. Hammer decides to show him exactly how bad. In order to keep his job, Drew must do anything that the boss tells him.

I know this title is supposed to be tongue in cheek, but seriously?

Synopsis: England's "vampire craze" causes much vexation for the Lord Vampire of London, Ian Ashton. To save his reputation, Ian enlists aspiring authoress Angelica Winthrop without realizing she has hidden plans of her own.

Angelica Winthrop's life goal is to ruin her reputation, avoid marriage, and become a gothic authoress like her idol, Mary Shelley. To find inspiration for her new story, she breaks into the home of Ian Ashton, Duke of Burnrath, not knowing she will be coming up against the Lord Vampire of London. Romance sparks and reputations are at stake. But who knows the real difference between fact and fiction?

The Shade is in love with his chest. He exists only for his waxed pecs.

3. The list of the top ten most expensive cars of 2012 and 2013 is very whoa and will make your eyes pop out of your head when you see how much. From Supercars:

I can't even imagine what James Bond's car insurance must be when you count the number of times he wrecks his Aston Martin.

"Aston Martin One-77 $1,850,000. The name "One-77" says it all: beauty and power in One, limited to 77 units. With 750 hp, it is able to travel from 0 to 60 mph in 3.4 seconds and reaching a maximum speed of 220 mph."

4. This is one WTFckery on top of a WTFckery. Very poor choice of words from Mourdock. The headline speaks for itself. From Atlantic Wire: 

Republican Senate Candidate Says Rape Pregnancies Are a 'Gift from God'

"Senate candidate Richard Mourdock, an Indiana Republican, turned a few heads and dropped a few jaws on Tuesday night when he said that pregnancies resulting from rape were "something that God intended to happen." It happened during a debate between Mourdock and his opponent, Democratic Congressman Joe Donnelly and did not go unnoticed.

5. Who knew there was a movie about a killer bed? Perfect for Halloween viewing: From IMDB:

1977's Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

"A truly unusual shocker about a killer bed that devours its user."

6. Motorcycle of awesome: From The Vulture:

7. Let's give a cheer for a new type of jean on the market- Junk Jeans! From MSN: 

"Introducing a jean made specifically for the man to prevent scrunching, squishing and general uncomfortable-ness that goes with trying to squeeze their manhood into a pair of jeans.

They’re called the junk jeans, developed by Florida-based company The Hot Child. Their shtick? Creating the first “anatomically-design​ed jeans with a man’s junk in mind.” reports that mother and son duo Catherine Williams and Octavio Silva are behind this concept, inspired by Octavio having problems fitting all of his anatomy within his own pants.

This special jean contains a built-in codpiece (which Fashionista so helpfully explains as simply,  a penis pouch) to keep a man’s junk from getting all squished. “It’s not sewn flat, it’s sewn on a contour,” says Williams. “So if you were looking from the profile, like in the pictures, it’s all man in there! It’s almost like a constructed pouch. It doesn’t look weird though. It’s very sexy.”

And for those men who want some variety in their lives, never fear—there are seven different washes of junk jeans. According to The Hot Child website, the pants will be available in stores this fall.

8. And speaking of more ways to double your pleasure. From Huff Post Women: 

G-Shot For Your G-Spot: Vagina Injection

"According to Fabulous magazine, many women on the West Coast are now flocking to their doctors to get the "G-Shot" for their G-spots. The so-called "lunchtime" procedure involves an injection of hyaluronan (a collagen-based filler commonly found in skincare products) delivered under local anesthetic to the G-spot region, the "G-Shot" website notes.

The idea, it seems, is that a larger, more pronounced G-spot would amount to heightened sexual arousal and an increase in vaginal orgasms. The "G-shot" website boasts that the technique is "painless" and takes mere minutes. The enlargement effect allegedly lasts for up to four months as the filler slowly dissolves."

9. One f'ed up WTFckery here. But it wouldn't be surprising if some did this. From Io9:

"A popular urban legend suggests that hot sauce, when applied to the anus, leads to an immediate and long-lasting erection. Is this a recipe for pain, a useful sexual stimulant in a pre-Viagra world, or both? Application of hot sauce to the anus should result in intense pain and inflammation as it does with the mouth and lips. So it would seem that a sustainable erection is unlikely unless you are turned on by burning sensations. Any erection developed from the application of hot sauce would likely be caused by stimulation of the anus or prostate. If a hot sauce bottle entered the anus and stimulation if the prostrate occurred, an erection could follow. That said, long term irritation of the area with hot sauce would possibly lead to scarring. Scar tissue paves the way for fistulas if an anal gland is blocked in the process.

If you're willing to smother your anus with Tabasco sauce like it was a hot wing in order to obtain an erection, you definitely have the intestinal fortitude necessary to talk to your physician about a prescription for an erectile dysfunction medication."

10. This Regretsy WTFckery is pretty awesome:

If you think of it, a person's toilet is the best throne to have.

I hope you have enjoyed your top WTFckeries of the week!



Blodeuedd said...

Shots for your g-spot...ok