Happy WTFckery Sunday!
1. For those celebrating Easter today, beware the zombie egg...
and psychotic looking Easter bunnies: (click here for more creepy Easter bunnies)
2. Beware the dust bunnies! They'll gnaw a toe off.
3. Brings new meaning to laying an egg:
4. Soul sucking kiss?
5. This has to be one of the most WTF book covers I ever seen. WARNING.... So NSFW... that I can't show it here. But click here to view it. The title alone- OMG My Dad's Got Tits! gives you a good idea...
Synopsis: What do you do when the town MILF is your own dad?
Curtis hasn’t seen his dad in the two years since his mother died but now he thinks it’s time the two of them made up. He travels across the country to his father’s new home only to discover his dad is overseas on business leaving his girlfriend, Edina, in the house. Not just any girlfriend, but a woman so hot the entire male population of the town is out to nail her. That includes Curtis’s best mate, Chet, who has come with him as moral support. During the visit, Curtis will have to come to terms with his father’s new life, and make an important decision when Chet and Edina find themselves mutually attracted.
Good thing her legs are closed.*shudder* Lesbian Kink?
Synopsis: When Summer moves in with her mother’s friend, she expects to be treated like an adult. Fat chance! Victoria exerts control over every aspect of her life, protectively setting parental controls on the television and demanding Summer come straight home after her university classes.
Everything changes the day Victoria catches Summer watching some very kinky lesbian porn. The landlady soon becomes the ‘Nanny’, coaxing Summer into the big bed for play time.
The unlikely couple embarks upon a series of naughty adventures, from suckling to discipline to diapers. But what happens when Summer wants to include a girl her own age? Will Nanny punish the wayward girl or accept another charge into their uncommon household?
6. I always have this fear when eating yogurt. From KRKE:
"A woman claims that when she tasted a yogurt sample from Sunflower Market in northwest Albuquerque and immediately spit it out. According to the woman, the yogurt had "bodily fluid" in it. A woman who was shopping at Sunflower Market on Corrales Road and Alameda tried a free yogurt sample. She told police she spit it out because it tasted like sperm.
The woman told management and called police around 9 p.m. Investigators questioned the male employee who was handing out the free samples but said they could not charge him until after tests prove it was semen.
“We found where she basically spit out the possible evidence,” Sgt. Trish Hoffman said. “As far back as I can remember this is the first time that we've ever dealt with this.”
Hoffman said police scooped up the possible evidence and sent to the crime lab. While the employee was not charged on the yogurt case he was arrested because he was a wanted man."
7. League Against Cancer has a new campaign. The perfect way to bring awareness for testicular cancer:
Playing with a Rubik Cube has never been so much fun!
8. The cakes people will make for a baby shower are seriously disturbing. From Cake Wrecks:
9. What's worse? A $4000 lamp or one that looks like a crane? From Gizmodo:
"Standing nearly seven feet tall, the Crane Lamp by former Lego designer Charlie Davidson is supposedly a scale model of the largest crawler crane in the world. The huge crane portion of the lamp sits by the wall and hoists up a glass-tube light sculpture over the center of the room."
10. Next time you go camping, you may want to use a Field Candy tent. This one in particular is perfect for roughing it in the woods.
"FieldCandy is an exciting design-led brand of tents. We are here to inject colour, creativity and fun into the camping space by offering a range of totally unexpected designs. We aim to delight our customers and excite anyone who sees our products. FieldCandy tents are fun. But they’re serious too. You’ll find it’s all very simple. And simplicity gives you more time for enjoyment."
Speaking of camping, here's a inventive part of jeans, perfect to wear when you don't have a table nearby. From Gizmodo:
Say hello to Pic Nic pants! "When standing, the fabric is loose enough so you can still walk around. When sitting cross-legged, the gusset stretches taut, providing a stable place to put a plate full of food. And that side pocket is the perfect spot to hold a drink or cutlery."
11. And your Regretsy WTFckery makes me want to say, giddy up!
I hope you have enjoyed this week's greatest in WTFckery!