Your Sunday WTFckery post is back with a vengeance!
1. Nothing says WTFckery like disturbing sounding books and their covers that make you want to bleach your eyes... (Thanks to Penny Watson)
By the way, Bigfoot is named Leonard and he has a mom who wants him to procreate with one of the women he kidnaps.
Synopsis: Book 2 of The Monster Sex Series
Kidnapped by horny, ape-like creatures in Mt. Hood National Forest, Porsche, Shelly, and Leslie find themselves in a lusty situation, as a tribe of Bigfoots use their willing, nubile bodies to satisfy their monster cocks.
So now there are books known as Ménage a Quatre Romance? 1 woman, 3 men, not enough holes to go around...
Bootiful bouncy reading!
Synopsis: Becca goes to a bar planning to take the first man who doesn’t stare at her generous tits home with her. She catches the eye of a hot man across the bar, and her heart sinks when a man joins him. Both men come to her table and talk to her and offer to go home with her. Neither stared at her boobs. What should she do?
2. Shady dealings are going down in order for products to get 5 star reviews on Amazon. Reviewers are being offered money to post positive reviews and give more stars to products so the consumer will buy them thinking honest reviews are being posted. From the NY Times:
For $2 a Star, an Online Retailer Gets 5-Star Product Reviews
"Fake reviews are drawing the attention of regulators. They have cracked down on a few firms for deceitful hyping and suspect these are far from isolated instances. “Advertising disguised as editorial is an old problem, but it’s now presenting itself in different ways,” said Mary K. Engle, the Federal Trade Commission’s associate director for advertising practices. “We’re very concerned.”
Researchers like Bing Liu, a computer science professor at the University of Illinois at Chicago, are also taking notice, trying to devise mathematical models to systematically unmask the bogus endorsements. “More people are depending on reviews for what to buy and where to go, so the incentives for faking are getting bigger,” said Mr. Liu. “It’s a very cheap way of marketing.”
By last week, 310 out of 335 reviews of VIP Deals’ Vipertek brand premium slim black leather case folio cover were five stars and nearly all the rest were four stars. The acclaim seemed authentic, barring the occasional indiscretion. “I would have done 4 stars instead of 5 without the deal,” one man bluntly wrote."
3. Killing giraffes for sport angers me immensely. The people who pay over $10,000 for the hunt have no soul. From Daily Mail:
"Tourist trophy hunters are paying thousands of pounds to go and shoot giraffes with high-powered guns and bows. The gentle giants are loved around the world for their comical appearance and gentle nature.Hunters pay up to a whopping £10,000 for the the chance to slay them - preferring bulls because they are the biggest.
Safari clubs and game reserves ask for a £1,500 trophy fee, and then add on rates for guides and trackers costing around £1,000 per day. The hunts typically last three-to-five days and see tourists using .458 Winchester Magnum rifles to kill the animals.With most hunters flying to Africa from their homes in Europe or America, the costs stretch into five figures."
The hunting continues even though numbers of the animals are plummeting.To help the Giraffe Conservation Foundation click here visit http://www.giraffeconservation.org
4. This sheet and pillow would eat you in your sleep.
5. The movie poster for Shame was banned in Hungry. I wonder why...
6. This is one of the many reasons I believe dolls will rise up like zombies and either torture us or kill us in our sleep. From Environmental Graffiti:
Would you explore the remains of an abandoned doll factory based on these pictures?
"An eerie silence hangs in the air. Even the wind seems to have died down to nothing. It’s dark inside the old factory, and cool in spite of the heat outside. Hundreds of molds and casts are stacked against the wall, over tables and on shelves, almost attractive in their ramshackle regularity. In contrast, the limbs, heads and bodies strewn around the dilapidated space are creepy – almost macabre – as if the stricken figures have been victims of dissection. Or butchery."
7. The last time I saw a pig like this was in my dissection class in high school. Now in cake form:
8. The coffee addict that I am would so buy the world's largest coffee cup. From Archie McPhee:
Can be yours for $47.50
"Is there any greater symbol of your love of coffee than 6" tall, 10" in diameter real porcelain cup perched on the edge of your desk or kitchen counter? While you should never drink 20 cups of coffee in one sitting, you can take comfort in knowing that the World's Largest Coffee Cup could hold 20 regular cups. Of course, that's only 19 cups if you leave room for cream. Made of porcelain."
9. Nom nom, sparkly colorful unicorn poop. From Instructables:
"Magically Delicious! Unicorns may manage their elusiveness but they left behind some fanciful evidence of their existence and I was able to recreate their leavings. The real deal - it's made of sugar cookies, rainbow dragees, rainbow star sprinkles, white sparkle gel, and rainbow disco dust."
10. And your Regretsy WTFckery is self explanatory based on the title- Pile of Sit. A $600 chair that looks more like a torture device. But at least it swivels!
I hope you have enjoyed this week's best in WTFckery!
5 comments:
Monster..ahems, well have fun in bigfoot country then
Not sure what to say about those books...
As for the rest, I wish there were no big game hunters. :(
That pig... I will have nightmares about it! As usual all this boggles my mind :)))
That was a pretty disturbing WTFery!
That chair is freaking awesome! LOL. Now... who can I give it to? hehe.
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