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Sunday, November 27, 2011

WTFckery or Not? You Decide

Here comes so LOL WTFckery...

1. Some WTFckery covers, anyone?






2. In this case, do we ignore who the author is and just review the work? What if the author is a convicted serial killer?  From Jezebel:

"J.D. Bauer is an outspoken environmentalist who's written a young adult novel called Quest for Water. Incidentally, he's also a serial killer.

Earlier this week, The Province reported that Bauer was actually Charles Kembo, a Canadian man currently in prison for murdering his wife, his mistress, his friend, and his stepdaughter. A judge called him "a serial killer, a very dangerous man." But during his trial, he also released The Trinity of Superkidds: Quest for Water, a story of, in his words, "teen aged heros gifted with a variety of exotic superpowers which they use to inspire, raise awareness and vanquish water waste and pollution in a fun, fast-paced adventure." The book has sold impressively well, with all proceeds apparently going to the World Food Programme.

Some Amazon users are critical of the decision to list the book — says one, "It's horrifying that a serial killer is allowed to do ANYTHING under a pseudonym, much less something geared towards children. Maybe if more people are informed regarding the author, they will be less inclined to purchase anything to help line the pockets of a convicted murderer." Others disagree: "To all those who are rating this book low and saying it should be taken off the site, just remember that some of our most famous authors were pedophiles and much much worse. If you don't like the guy, then hate the guy, not the book."

3. I guess anybody will do anything for a nice butt. This story is a true OMGWTFBBQ. From the NY Daily News:


"A transgender woman in South Florida faces charges of practicing cosmetic surgery without a license, after police say she injected an unwitting patient’s buttocks with a handful of unsafe substances, including tire mender Fix-A-Flat, NBC reported.

The botched butt implant sent the unidentified woman to the hospital. The injection took place in a residential setting, where Morris shot a mix of cement, glue, mineral oil and tire sealant into the woman’s buttocks, ABC reported.

“[A] short time later, she develops very serious pains, abdomen, throughout her body,” Bamford told the network affiliate. “She knows something’s wrong.”

The woman rushed to Tampa General Hospital, where she was treated for infection and pneumonia, but would not divulge Morris’ name, according to the report."

4. The World's Largest Bra (Size 1222B). "Guinness World Records has officially recognized the bright pink bra, which hangs from the ITV Southbank building and was unveiled on Oct. 28, as the world's largest."


6. Would you buy and live in a Hobbit sized house for $6,000? From Gizmodo:


"Simon Dale constructed this eco-friendly home for less than £3,000 in less than four months time. It's built primarily from scrap. Reused stones and mud from a local quarry were employed in the foundation while salvaged wood makes up the timber-frame construction.

The home is dug into a hillside to minimize its impact on the landscape and to provide insulation. The roof is a combination of hay bales (again for insulation) and water-proof plastic sheets. Dale diverted a nearby spring for water, though there's no information on what (or if) he uses to generate electricity."

7. A perfect cake for a baby shower. From Cakewrecks: 

Even comes with it's own cute zebra!

8. By now you may have heard of University of California, Davis, security pepper spraying students? Well, Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray is being spotlights with some excellent reviews posted on Amazon, like this one:


Accept no substitutes when casually repressing students

"Whenever I need to breezily inflict discipline on unruly citizens, I know I can trust Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray to get the job done! The power of reason is no match for Defense Technology's superior repression power. When I reach for my can of Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray, I know that even the mighty First Amendment doesn't stand a chance against its many scovil units of civil rights suppression.

When I feel threatened by students, no matter how unarmed, peaceful and seated they may be, I know that Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray has got my back as I casually spray away at point blank range.

It really is the Cadillac of citizen repression technology.

Buy a whole case!"

9. Some interesting titles movies for those who are bored watching the same old crap...


Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same

Synopsis: The adventures of lesbian space aliens on the planet Earth, and the story of the romance between Jane, a shy greeting card store employee, and Zoinx, the woman Jane does not realize is from outer-space. Meanwhile, two government agents, or 'Men In Black, ' are closely tracking Jane and the aliens while harboring their own secrets.

And perfect for some late night holiday viewing...


The Gingerdead Man. How can you go wrong with Academy Award nominated actor, Gary Busey?

Synopsis: An evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer - this real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair.

10. And your Regretsy WTFckery of the week is pretty spooky! (Thanks to Jess Haines)



Hope you have enjoyed this latest in everything WTFckery!

Katiebabs

3 comments:

Blodeuedd said...

That is the creepiest cake I have ever seen o_O

Raymon Cimmino said...

Hey nice to see all your article or you say postings, all are amazing and more i like the cake it was so beautiful i dont have enough words to express my feelings its a great art of a man who made this.I'll definitely come here for more interesting updates.

term papers said...

Hey this is david came here afters o much time and see what apiece of info you hang here,nice to read all of the info giving lot of info here,and also tells about some new world records.Thanks