WTFckery of Not? You Decide

Here comes the wild world of the WTFckery...

1. Some wacky book covers coming your way!

Barbie leg menage?

Melted wax face girl?

I have no clue what is going on here. A man and his special relationship with his gym towel that shifts into a wolf?

2. The YA genre is getting very interesting with what's being published. Not only do we have a girl and her special relationship with cows, but..

"Then one day Owen Oak, a dairyman’s son, teaches Emmeline to churn milk into butter."(My pervy mind is in overdrive now)

Synopsis: Emmeline Thistle has always had a mysterious bond with cows, beginning on the night of her birth, when the local bovines saved the infant cast aside to die in the forest. But Emmeline was unaware that this bond has also given her a magical ability to transform milk into chocolate, a very valuable gift in a kingdom where chocolate is more rare and more precious than gold or jewels. Then one day Owen Oak, a dairyman’s son, teaches Emmeline to churn milk into butter – and instead she creates a delicious chocolate confection that immediately makes her a target for every greedy, power-hungry person in the kingdom of Anglund. Only Owen loves Emmeline for who she truly is, not her magical skill. But is his love enough to save her from the danger all around her?

3. This latest review from Scooper Speaks for Helen Scott Taylor's The Ruby Kiss had me dying based on this:

"He flicked open the button on his jeans. Languorous heat flooded Ruby’s body as he lowered the zipper. Hard, sleek muscles rippled with every movement, and when he pushed his jeans down over his hips, every other thought fled her mind. Little flickers of heat raced through her, making her so hot she thought she might melt.

“Strewth,” she whispered. “That’s one for the record books.” Night shade had a tadger the size of a rolling pin. “Ruby, you’re special,” he whispered.–p. 26"

And there's more!

“I might be too big to fit,” he whispered, glancing down in consternation. “I don’t want to hurt you.”

Her eyelids snapped up, and she stared down at where they were so close to joining. Her voice was breathless. “It’ll fit. Just push harder before I die of anticipation.” She was right, and it was wonderful. The slow deep slide as he filled her left her trembling.–p. 210

Let's here it for the rolling pin peen!

Scooter: "Too bad I was still fixated on his rolling pin sized schlong and cringing at how loose she must have been to fit the abnormally large pecker belonging to her swain. But enough about the hero’s phallus. What else stands out about the book in addition to Nightshade’s Kielbasa?"

4. Awesome WTFckery. Girl Scout cookie flavored lip balm! From The Consumerist:

"Lip Smacker is behind the genius (and we don't use that word lightly) product line, which includes five fantastic flavors: Thin Mints, Trefoils, Chocolate Peanut Butter (Tagalongs), Peanut Butter (Do-si-dos), and Coconut Caramel Stripes (Samoas."

5. I would love to have a chair like this:

7. Would you eat gold encrusted cheese? From Newslite TV: 

Cheese made out of real gold… costs £60 per slice

"hope will be an indulgent addition to your Christmas menu -- a Stilton cheese made of real gold.

Clawson Stilton Gold will sell for £60.87 per 100g slice, or £608 a kilo -- that's 67 times more pricey than regular Stilton.

Taking the title of the most expensive UK cheese ever made it would even cost £6 just for the cheese to top one cracker."

8. Look on in awe at the most expensive photo in the world! "It’s the Rhine River. A chromogenic color print face-mounted to acrylic glass that had a pre-sale estimate of $2.5 million to $3.5 million." From Animal New York:

9. I'm not even going there...how is this possible? From Gizmodo:

Buzz Lightyear Should Not Be Inside Your Ass

"The image is from the recent hit from powerhouse genre x-rays of weird things inside asses, "Stuck Up!: 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn't Be."

10. Need another ornament for your Christmas tree? Thanks to Lori at the Pure Imagination blog.

11. If you're addicted to reality TV, then you'll get a kick out of this new magazine. From the NY Times:

"American Media Inc., publisher of the National Enquirer, Star and Radar Online, will publish a new magazine devoted exclusively to reality television.

Reality Weekly will hit newsstands the first week in January, and it is priced to sell. At just $1.79 an issue it is, as the cover boasts, “Less money/More fun!”

Reality Weekly would appear to have both supply and demand working in its favor, despite a softening market for celebrity gossip magazines. The public has a hearty appetite for reality television that isn’t showing any signs of being sated. Reality shows continue to draw strong ratings and, in the case of the Kardashians and “Jersey Shore,” record audiences"

12. And your Regretsy WTFckery is a perfect holiday gift for those who are fans of Star Trek and want a freaky looking baby Spock to add to their doll collection.

I hope you have enjoyed this week's greatest in the WTFckery!