WTFckery or Not? You Decide

Awesome and disturbing WTFckery coming your way!

1. There's always some WTFckery book covers to make your jaw drop...

A tender love story with a barely legal looking man/woman with a Gumby type body with enough M/M/M/M/M/M/M/M to go around. O.o (Cover model does have great hair)

Nice title for this one

Tentacle Lurve!

2. Again the Gingers are denied! This comment left on the article gave me a good chuckle: "Brunettes everywhere need to occupy Starbucks until they get their own coffee too!" From the Chicago Tribune:

Starbucks to add blonde roast for milder palates

"The Seattle-based java giant estimates that 40 percent of the nation's 130 million coffee drinkers prefer milder-tasting coffee, an area where Starbucks hasn't had a significant presence. To cater to those tastes, Starbucks said Tuesday it will launch "blonde roast" coffees in January, made from milder-flavored beans and roasted for a shorter periods. In so doing, Starbucks hopes to attract new customers and get more business from its current ones.

Starbucks will support January's blonde roast launch with its biggest marketing push, including national TV advertising, a tactic the company historically eschewed. The company has also repackaged its coffee for grocery stores, based on the understanding that customers spend 60 seconds deciding which coffee to buy. The bags will be labeled either "bold," "medium" or "blonde," to help speed decision making."

 3. Would you eat this cake? From Cakewrecks:

4. Who knew cupcakes could be deadly weapon? From CBSNews:

"A Chicago domestic violence incident this past weekend featured insults, punches, and...baked goods.

In the dispute on the city's Southwest Side, a woman pelted her husband with cupcakes before police arrived to arrest her, authorities said, according to the Chicago Tribune. The crumb-covered spouse isn't talking.

The fight started with a verbal quarrel Saturday evening, according to a police report, but escalated until the woman started hitting her husband over the head.

After that, she reached for the box of desserts and aimed a barrage of snack cakes at his head and body, the husband told police. The man's head and shirt were smudged with icing when officers arrived, according to the police report. He told officers he feared for his safety, and she was verbally aggressive with officers, the report states."

5. I guess this is a way to save on buying underwear? Sharing is caring!(Thanks to Penny Watson)

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6. Aww, USB animal cushions. From Gizmodo:

"The cushions come in three different colors with your choice of a dog or pig.One costs $53."

7. Would you pay $19,000 for 24 carat gold shoelaces? From Mr. Kennedy: 

Unfortunately, you can only buy 10 pairs at one time. "PURE, HAND WOVEN, LIMITED EDITION , SILVER AND GOLD SHOELACES."

9. This man's love for Julia Roberts is scary. From Best Week Ever: 

Man Has 82 Tattoos Of Julia Roberts’ Face

"Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic, a 56-year-old newspaper seller from Mexico, revealed his inked artwork in a photo shoot in Valparaiso city. He has so far spent a million Mexican pesos (just over £51,000) for the 82 tattoos. The newspaper vendor’s obsession with tattoos of Roberts started after he watched her in Erin Brockovich."

10. Human candle. I wonder what her skin felt like after she took the wax off?



11. And your Regretsy WTFckery speaks for itself: