Watch out! Here comes the wild world of the WTFckery!
1. I can always count on some disturbing books and their covers to make me go WTF?
What is with the daddy and legal girl smut books? And is that a boob? Butt cheek? Chin?
HOT, HARDCORE SEX, SEX, SEX! This super sized collection brings together all eight of the bestselling Daddy’s Girl stories! That’s eight stories of HARDCORE TEENAGE girls having HARDCORE SEX with their willing step dads! Features free excerpts from Step Daddy’s Little Slut and Step Daddy’s Little Vegas Slut!
1. That looks incredibly awkward.
2. When she wakes up (if she doesn’t fall to her death), she’s going to have the world’s biggest mother of a backache.
3. Can you imagine directing that photo? “Do you feel uncomfortable yet? I need you to feel more uncomfortable. If you’re not uncomfortable then the picture isn’t going to turn out right.”
4. This cover feels like something Zooey Deschanel would have created à la one of her quirky characters à la one of her quirky movies.
5. SOMEONE PLEASE GET THAT GIRL A REAL PAIR OF PANTS.
2. Now this book is sure to cause some conversation because of the subject matter and story overall. Some will find this book to be a WTFckery, but then I have to wonder why Pretty When She Cries by Sarah Kate was banned on Amazon? Amazon allows some messed up types of fetish stories on there, such as women being friendly with barn yarn animals and incest romance, so why is a story about a woman brutally raped not allowed? Should books with disturbing and graphic material such as rape and violence be banned on Amazon or is Amazon allowing their own form of censorship?
I read the first 2 chapters and it is pretty hard to read because of how graphic it is. I'm tempted to buy the book and review it here. The question is, would people be interested in my review?
Synopsis: A dark, gritty and sexually explicit novella that confronts you with moral torment as you try to decide if it's right to be aroused by such brutality.
At a gas station on her way to visit her boyfriend, 22 year old Nicole Hudson is abducted by a serial rapist. She's taken to a secluded farmhouse where she is forced into horrific acts of sexual abuse.
"Pretty When She Cries" is a book that will either leave you traumatised or have you searching deeper in your mind about what arouses you and why.
Far more than a quick erotica read, if you take the risk. Will you make it to the end, in the hope of a suitable catharsis?
3. The main question here is why? Brings new meaning to snakes on a plane. From Gizmodo:
Guy Trying to Smuggle Snakes and Tortoises in His Pants
"The security officials at Miami International Airport managed to apprehend a man trying to sneak seven snakes and three tortoises in his pants on a plane heading to Brazil."
4. I had a good laugh over this one. How is this even possible? From NKY:
Edwin Charles Tobergta, 32, was arrested at his Harmon Avenue home early Sunday after he was spotted in the act in an alley in the 1800 block of Howell Avenue behind a residence, a police report shows.
A male witness, who owns the raft and lives in the home near the alley, told Hamilton Police Officer William Thacker he shouted at the suspect to stop.
Tobergta took the raft and fled, the report states."
5. Seriously? Baby Bangs?
For the low price of $29.95
"Our patent pending HAIR+band accessory combination allows baby girl's (with little or no hair at all) the opportunity to have a beautifully realistic HAIR style in a SNAP!! It's quick, easy and baby barely knows it's there. Each Baby Bangs! HAIR+band has been made using only the finest ribbons and fabrics, PLUS our Baby Bangs! come to you pre-customized & size appropriate, cut, styled and ready for immediate wear. The wispy hair strands have been arranged in the cutest most adorable elfish coiffure!"
6. This is a very depressing WTFckery. The World's Filthiest Places. From Master-Cleaners:
Yoff, a small town just north of Dakar, Senega
Naples, Italy
7. The abs are so real looking! From Cakewrecks:
8. My heart is clogging just by thinking about this. From Eater:
When I look at this heart attack on a plate, I swear the mac and cheese part looks like marshmallows. Is it just me?
Denny's Mac 'n Cheese Patty Melt Rocks 1690 Cheesy Calories
"Denny's is encouraging everyone to get a little cheesy with the launch of the new menu - from corny clichés and hokey pick-up lines to unsubtle movie love quotes – and hosting a celebration for all the cheese-lovers out there. Urging everyone to try something a little different with their favorite dairy, the new menu boasts a medley of both traditional and unconventional cheesy choices covering, smothering, oozing and gooey with every dish.
The ultimate cheesy choice with the Mac ‘n Cheese Big Daddy Patty Melt - a hand-pressed beef patty topped with new creamy Mac ‘n Cheese, melted cheddar cheese and zesty Frisco sauce on grilled potato bread, served with a side of wavy-cut French fries. That’s right, no sandwich is too small or meat too mighty to benefit from just a little more cheese."
9. This video is so disturbing. I kept saying, WTF WTF?? I felt like I was watching a horror movie. It really gave me chills. Big thanks for Allison Pang for giving me nightmares!
10. And your Regretsy WTFckery is not a piece of coal with a tail. I seriously can't tell you what this is.
Some of the most disturbing WTFckery found on the web to make your day a little more interesting!
14 comments:
You're right. That video...
Ok that first book is just wrong, and how old are those willing girls?. And if I was their mother I would never speak to them again.
And totalyl boob and against boob
That video will give me nightmares. It's like a possessed life sized Ken doll.
I dunno about the video, my flash plugin has been very cranky lately. As for the novella, interestingly, that is one of the major points that was raised about the STory of O when it was released. Of course, there was a certain level of consent in that story, which itself made people very uncomfortable. Seems like "Pretty When She Cries" might be pushing that envelope again?
I've seen horseshoe crabs, and that ain't even close!
ANd I'm ashamed to admit, but that Mac n' Cheese melt sounds tasty!
I would totally eat that mac-n-cheese melt. Hands down, no question.
It's not enough to create hang-ups and insecurities in girls when they are in their teens, now we have to start with toddlers. You know mommy loves you but you're just to bald to leave the house without a wig. WTF?????
The person who thought up the baby bangs should be sent on a one way trip to Mars.
So not a fan of mac and cheese.
It still looks like marshmallows to me.
Nice edition! That video was wack!
Jeez, that rape book really does sound hard core. I'm not sure if I could bear to read it myself, but I'd love to read a review of it! I find it hard to believe that it's been banned on Amazon, as well.
So I read Pretty While She Cries and I don't know what to say about it. I wasn't sure what I was reading. It's described as an erotic thriller but I know erotic (that's my bread and butter) and it wasn't erotic in the least. It read more like horror, especially once the cannibalism elements were revealed near the end.
The book had some editing issues. Some of the adjectives used didn't make sense in the way they were used. The heroine is Australian and uses Australian phrases/terms...but at times the villain who was from Indiana (or Idaho?) also spoke in ways that didn't jibe with his character. He says "frigg" for instance. I've never heard an American man refer to masturbating as "frigg."
Also I felt cheated by the ending. It was incredibly abrupt. There's this huge build-up as all of these twists are revealed near the very end--and then--boom. End of story. It was tied up way too quickly and unbelievably. I mean, this gal just spent two plus months with this sicko and she got rid of him like that?!?! I admit I wanted real vengeance.
I actually thought there had been a glitch when I downloaded the book because the ending was so abrupt. It's, like, 38,000 words long and less than a 1000 of those words are dedicated to the ending. Boo! I wanted a real, meaty resolution.
So...yeah. I also don't see why it was banned (other than it's obvious questionable and deeply offensive content.) The rape scenes are graphic (and stomach-churning) but they were very straight-forward, if that makes sense. I'd expected some really horrible, terrible things (my mind went to some fairly dark places) but the actual scenes weren't anywhere near that brutal/violent.
Anywho. Not an author I will read again. I wouldn't recommend anyone else waste their time on it either. I had initially wondered if it was some kind of crazy kinky rape/kidnapping fantasy that had been mislabeled but, er, no. It's just a really sexually graphic (and gratuitous) horror novella.
The reason Naples looks like that is because of a years and years long political/mafia drama.
It's not that they dump rubbish all over the place on purpose, like in India (now that has to be the dirtiest country I've ever stayed in!).
Thanks for the video
I really liked the cake with the man and the swiming pool. I have never seen such a cake and I am amazed by the person who made it.
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