WTFckery or Not? You Decide

Some wacky WTFckery coming your way...

1. Ah, lovely WTFckery covers and their titles.

I swear ARe and Literotica are in cahoots together. The possible reason why:

Barely legal girl lusts after daddy's dear old (old being the key word here) friend.

Synopsis: Eighteen-year-old Jessica Rove isn’t a little girl anymore, regardless of what her daddy’s best friend, Mr. Parker, seems to think. Jess has had the hots for him for a long time and can't decide if it's his toned body or big dick that makes her wet and wanting. Either way, she’s going to screw him six ways to Sunday. All she needs to do is lure him to her room and show the delectable Mr. Parker just how bad a good girl can be.

Then there's Sex on a Hoof. The tender lover story between a vampire and a shift changing deer detective.

Synopsis: Deer shifter Jason Fleetfoot has turned his life around. After years of taking chances, he's got a job as a crime lab technician, and he's determined to forgo the risky behavior of his past.

Then he meets Drew Danvers, the only undead detective in the city. Jason hates vampires, or does he? Drew defies all the stereotypes of his kind and something about him has taken hold of Jason and won't let go.

Will Jason take a chance on a man others would label a risk to his health if not his very life?

Looks either high or constipated to me:

2. This is full of crazy sauce and I really don't think a playboy prince would give up being king for a woman who perhaps was not entirely female. Could Wallis Simpson have been a man? 

"Was Wallis Simpson all woman? There's been always been speculation about her sexual make-up. Now in a major reassessment her biographer uncovers new evidence. Recent research suggests that she might well have been born with what’s currently called a Disorder of Sexual Development (DSD) or intersexuality, which affects about 4,000 babies annually in the UK.

Some of its effects are so subtle that, even today, doctors delivering babies with ambiguous genitals cannot be immediately certain if they are holding a boy or a girl.

This does not mean that Wallis was a man, and she was certainly not a freak. In fact, it’s unlikely that she’d have known that anything was wrong, at least for many years. Yet the diagnosis is more than wild conjecture because there’s strong circumstantial and psychosexual evidence that Wallis was not wholly female."

3. For those who don't like to engage in public displays of affection or don't want to see it. From Geekologie:

The Privacy Shell

4. So glad to know that Botox can help with bladder control. From The Chicago Tribune: 

FDA approves Botox for loss of bladder control

"Overactive bladder, caused by uncontrollable contractions of the bladder, causes frequent urination, urgent need to urinate and inability to control urination. A single injection of Botox into the bladder can relax it and increase its storage capacity, with the effect lasting for about nine months. Botox' active ingredient is a toxin that blocks nerve signals. It gets about half its annual sales of $1.5 billion from reducing wrinkles. It is also approved to prevent migraine headaches and to treat upper limb spasticity, neck pain from cervical dystonia and certain types of eye muscle problems and spasms of the eyelids."

5. SPAM Lip Glaze will totally be the biggest thing this year! Move aside Burt's Bees, there's a new lip balm in town. From Gizmodo: 

Only $2.99: "Rubbing meat on your face is a good way to get noticed, but probably for all the wrong reasons. But what if you do it because you really want to taste meat, but not eat it? Well, grab yourself some SPAM Lip Glaze and you can rub the flavor of meat on your lips without getting weird stares from bacon hanging from your cheeks."

6. Beef jerky chips anyone? Cherkees nom. From Gizmodo: 

"You can currently get Cherkees in Cracked Pepper and Hot Pepper flavors, but Teriyaki and Smokehouse (I assume that's BBQ) are on their way soon. Available online, a 2.8oz bag will run you $5 and a 5.8oz bag will run you $10 (plus shipping and handling)."

7. Who knew how much fun an orange peel can be? From Food Beast:

8. Can you only imagine the amount of ear wax in this ear? From Ubergizmo:

"Out in the market later this September, this unique accessory for your precious iPhone 4 will definitely be worth getting if you love being in the center of attention always – after all, holding up your phone to you ear and carrying out a long conversation is guaranteed to draw plenty of stares your way, especially when you have a Dumbo-like ear on one side, and most folks would think that you’re stark mad for talking to thin air until they realize that this is one truly unique iPhone case.

As the Thumbs Up Ear Phone Case is made from the finest quality silicone rubber, you can carry out hour long conversations without worrying about your real ear burning up. Is £12.99 too much to ask for a fun case such as this?"

9. I had no clue what a sea lamprey was, but after watching this video, I hope never to meet one. Blerg. You will squirm while watching.



10. And your Regretsy WTFckery shows off one fugly looking couch... with decorative pillows.

Hope you have enjoyed this week's wacky WTFckery!