WTFckery Or Not? You Decide

Some truly disturbing WTFckery coming your way...

1. How about some WTFckery covers we can poke fun at?

What is up with this dude's torso and arms? His head is too ity bitty.

You can thank me for giving you nightmares after seeing this cover.

Synopsis: This fun and kooky little book sheds light on the otherwise unknown lives of these creepy little playmates. Creepy-Ass Dolls reveals the inner yearnings, desires, and lifelong goals of dolls. Remember, there's a reason they were kept in a toy box.

The title cracks me up and a heroine with the name of Bunny

2. The WTFckery of the week goes to the 51 year old actor who marries the 16 year old. Actually, I think the 16 year old parents are disturbed to sign off permission for their daughter (who looks more like 30) to get married. A true WTF marriage. From E Online:

"Doug Hutchison, a character actor best known for roles in The Green Mile, Lost and The X-Files, married aspiring pop star Courtney Alexis Stodden on May 20 in Las Vegas.

He is 51. She is 16.

"We're aware that our vast age difference is extremely controversial," the couple said through their spokeswoman. "But we're very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless."

3. Bagel head craze?! OMGWTFBBQ is this? From Rant Rave:

"A new “beauty” fad in Tokyo clubs has teens injecting themselves with bags of saline, disfiguring their heads! They call themselves “Bagel Heads” or “bagelheads. Fortunately, the saline injections aren’t permanent. The weird shapes only last for about 24 hours. The bagelhead bumps can even be shaded blue or green with food coloring and molded into any shape you like."

4. I so want a karate chop knife hand.

Gama-Go Karate Chopper - $12.00

"The black belt lettuce knife! Give your lettuce a swift chop and show your salad who's boss in seconds!"

5. Major WTFckery here that really angers me. Why are people so f'ed up? From The Consumerist:

"Piercing kittens to give them a “goth” appearance is cruel, a panel of Pennsylvania judges has ruled.

Three judges of the Superior Court of Pennsylvania on Monday affirmed a lower court conviction for animal cruelty of a dog groomer who had offered “gothic” kittens on eBay.

The groomer, Holly Crawford of Sweet Valley, Pa., offered the kittens for $100; Judge Kate Ford Elliott wrote in a 19-page opinion that “metal protruded from the kittens’ small bodies, pierced through their ears and necks, and at least one of these kittens also had an elastic band tied around its tail, an attempt at docking, which is a procedure to stem the blood flow so that the tail eventually falls off.”

For more about "Goth" cats and this cruel act click here.

6. Next time you're grilling hot dogs, why not make them into happy little men?

Make your lunchtime more fun!

"With the Happy Hot Dog Man™, every meal is an adventure! The entire family can get in on the fun, as you transform those boring old hot dogs into exciting figures you design… and eat! With ketchup, mustard, pickles or cheese. Turn it into whatever you please, and with endless possibilities, your Happy Hot Dog Man™ will make you smile again and again! For a limited time, you'll get a set of two – one in red, one in yellow – for the super low price of $10.99 plus $6.99 shipping and handling."

7. USB scented drives anyone? I'll take a chocolate one! From the Consumerist:

* Maxell USB Flash Drives are perfect for easily storing data, music, pictures and videos.
* The Aroma keys are available in 6 different colours and scents: Apple, Strawberry, Chocolate, Lemon, Orange and Mint. Available Capacities: 1GB, 2GB, 4GB and 8GB

8. Flip Flops in the literal sense:

9. Why is the cat's head where it's hoo haa should be? From Cakewrecks:

10. Would you buy a $100,000 razor? From Book of Joe:

"You could waste $100,000 on a new BMW 7-Series. Or you could spend it on a sensible everyday household item like the Zafirro razor. The deluxe shaving implement has blades of artificial sapphire grown at a former Soviet lab in the Ukraine.The handle is made of 99.9% pure iridium, so you can drop it into hot lava and it won't melt. Bright Light Founder Hayden Hamilton plans to introduce an entry-level model that costs about the same as a compact car."

11. This reminds me of the good old days when I was obsessed with Nintendo. From Gizmodo:

For $35: This bra is made to look like the the iconic NES Controller! Hand painted using acrylic paint with a textile medium. It is permanent and washable, and it will come with care instructions. When you receive your bra, it will still have tags, so you will know that it is NEW and CLEAN!

Available Sizes:
(32 Sizes (32A, 32B, etc.) are Not Available)
34A, 34B, 34C, 34D
36A, 36B, 36C, 36D
38B, 38C, 38D, 38DD

12. Deep Fried Kool-Aid anyone? "Creator Charlie Boghosian explains that the Kool-Aid balls are "kind of like donut holes" with a batter made from flour, water and Kool-Aid. His inspiration was fairly straightforward; Boghosian loved drinking Kool-Aid when growing up so he thought, "why not fry it and see what happens."



13. And your Regretsy WTFckery is perfect for those who like horse tail fashion or long to have a horse tail. Perhaps if you're into role playing with your significant other, this will be of interest as well.

I hope you have enjoyed this week's best WTFckery...