WTF Or Not? You Decide and Loopy Mho Fho Guest Post

Here comes the good old WTFckery...

1. WTF covers never get old...

High sugar plum fairy?

Octopus woman's face portrays extreme boredom

Bad use of blue hair dye

2. I take a page from Chris at Stumbling Over Chaos's Misadventures in Stock Photography post:

3. Christmas has come and gone, but a giant pooping elf remains. From Donuts and Desires:

"In Catalonia, as well as in Spain and in most of Italy and Southern France, traditional Christmas decorations consist of a large model of the city of Bethlehem, similar to the Nativity scenes of the English-speaking world but encompassing the entire city rather than just the typical manger scene. The caganer ... is often tucked away in a corner of the model, typically nowhere near the manger scene. Possible reasons for placing a man who is in the act of excreting waste in a scene which is widely considered holy include:

* Tradition.
* Perceived humor.
* A fun spectacle, especially for children.
* The Caganer, by creating feces, is fertilizing the Earth. However, this is probably an a posteriori explanation, and few cite this reason for including the Caganer in the Nativity scene.
* The Caganer represents the equality of all people: regardless of status, race, or gender, everyone shits.
* Increased naturalism of an otherwise archetypal (thus idealised) story, so that it is more believable, taken literally and seriously.
* The idea that God will manifest himself when he is ready, without regard for whether we human beings are ready or not.
* The caganer reinforces that the infant Jesus is God in human form, with all that being human implies.

4. People will live in the most strangest houses. Looks like some sort of alien house hive. From Yahoo Real Estate:

Futuristic Ensculptic House
Minnetrista, Minn.
List Price: $194,000

Nicknamed the “mushroom house,” this 1969 dwelling is made of chicken wire, burlap and polyurethane, and features curved walls with round windows.

5. I dare any of you to eat this. From Marketing Magazine:

Burger King creates festive brussel sprout burger

"The Sprout Surprise Whopper, is based on the fast food chain's original sandwich, but contains brussel sprouts and emmental cheese. Paul Rowland, culinary development manager at Burger King UK said: We believe that taste is king, and as such, we wanted to create a recipe that would challenge existing sprout perceptions, and genuinely make sprouts a flavour to be reckoned with."

WTH is emmental cheese?

6. Every Christmas, we end up getting this Carvel snowman ice cream cake to celebrate my mother's birthday, which happens to be on Christmas. The main reason is because of the strategically placed mittens which look like boobs. My own personal little Cakewreck worthy cake here:

Blue snowman boobies!

7. Perfect for those who need a quick getaway after they tell their boss off and quit.

8. For those who like to stay really warm this winter- a $4 million stove. From LA Weekly:

"The stove is two-and-a-half feet tall and was designed by sculptor Joseph Michael Neustifter, an artist whose traditional Bavarian works grace the walls of over 80 churches. Each stove takes approximately two months to produce. The Huraxdax stove is available in cast iron, silver and gold. The gold version of the stove weighs in at 260 kilograms and is priced in excess of $4 million."

9. This is seriously some sick WTFckery here. From Dead Serious News: (Thanks to @BinahtheBold)

"A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support."

10. And your Regretsy WTFckery has a nice country feel to it. Count me as one who "beliveves".

And if you have the time, stop by the Love Romance Passion blog where Mho talks about his favorite heroines from 2010 that he'd love to  place in his harem of lovely ladies and snuggle with. Here's a small taste of what to expect...

Chess Putnam from the Downside Ghosts series by Stacia Kane:

Chess Putnam needs some sheep love in her life ASAP! How Chess can still stand after all the drugs she takes, pops, snorts and rolls in, puts my own secret drug past to shame. *munches on homemade brownie* She’s a kick ass ghost busting chick who really needs a sheep partner like me. Chess and I would strut the dangerous streets of the Downside Hood (me in my bright purple pimp hat and cane) as we keep the world safe from psycho ghosts. But I know Chess will never love me body and soul because she’s gaga for Terrible, a 6’4, brooding bowling shirt wearing, drug mogul enforcer (WTF is up with his name BTW? Good thing he’s not called Doodle or Buggy). I think it’s because he has a car that plays punk rock music, and I only have a Honda that plays Barry Manilow CDs. Or perhaps it could be that I’m barely 2 feet tall and can’t have fun in a sewer with Chess as Terrible did when he… *zips lips*

Enjoy this week's finest in WTFckery!