WTF Or Not? You Decide

Yo, ho, ho... WTFckery is here!

1. Got to love the title of this book. I had the choice of reviewing this under the Amazon Vine Program:

Holy Shit: Managing Manure To Save Mankind. One Amazon review states:

"typical cow, horse, pig, sheep & chicken feces are covered. More exotic cat, dog, bat, rabbit, geese, duck, pigeon and zoo animal excrement! Are also covered.

My favorite though is using humanure for compost .... GREAT idea.

Plants pull nutrients out of the soil. Every time a crop is hauled out, the soil loses nutrients. If those nutrients are not replaced, the soil become nutrient deficient, and the food grown in the soil also is less nutritious, leading to nutritional deficiency diseases. There are 84 essential minerals in our soil and about 20 vitamins. Plants can make vitamins but, cannot make minerals, the minerals have to be in our soil.

Human excrement is very rich in minerals. When humanure is decomposed and returned to the soil, the nutrients are returned to the soil as well. When these nutrients are constantly added back in, the life cycle goes on like a wheel. The plants always have the right amount of nutrients therefore, the food is not nutrient deficient, leading to reduced nutritional deficiency diseases in the people who eat this food.

In America, we only add three nutrients into our crops. Nitrogen, Phosphorous, and Potassium. We are literally flushing the other 81 minerals into the sewer, along with our health.

Overall a GREAT book to read on the crapper!"

2. Can I haz under my tree this year? From The Sexy Lingerie:

Men's Candy Cane G-String. Men's sparkle knit g-string shaped like a giant candy cane. Available Sizes: One size fits most ($19.99)

3. You'll never look at your rubber duckie the same way again. From Holy Taco:

"When massaging your genitals with a vibrating rubber duckie just isn't enough, it's time to take things to the next level with the I Rub My Duckie® Personal Vibrating Massager: Bondage Edition. For less than $20 and the cost of two AA batteries, you can go duck yourself better than a man ever could. And yes, it's waterproof."

4. Cute WTFckery! Star Wars mice. From I09:

5. Poor Spiderman. From Cake Wrecks:

6. Proof that long armed Old Navy $10 vest mannequins are scary. From The Consumerist:

7. Beware of Fear in a Can! From Gizmodo. Mess with me, and I'll unleash some Colly Wobbles on your arse!

But first I need to figure out what a colly wobble is.

"These fear-in-a-can cans by Hoxton Monster Supplies are perfect: the unassuming typeface, color and laugh out loud descriptions make for a great gag gift."

8. Bill Condi, the director of Breaking Dawn, tweeted a still from the movie that shows what I guess will be a scene Edward and Bella's honeymoon in Island Le Loch Nessie. And so the Twihards are screaming in lust over this oh so sexy picture of what is assumed to be Bella's hand clutching feathers as Edward deflowers her. If you read the book, you know why the feathers are important.

The WTF part of this is that people are getting all hot and bothered over an arm. How will people react when we are finally shows a scene of Bella's labor and Eddie's personal idea of a cesarean?

9. This video is making the rounds that shows perfectly how much the TSA are full of WTFckery. The video is 12 minutes long and chilling in the sense that you feel like you are watching a silent horror movie. From Roger Ebert's Journal.

"New Mother Harassed and Threatened by TSA because she requests alternate screening for her breast milk. As a repeat traveler, the TSA singled her out to make an example out of her. She spends over an hour in the "Special Inspection" area and is forced to miss her flight." Over 90,000 have viewed this on You Tube.



10. And your WTFckery Regretsy is perfect that holiday dinner you're planning... if you have an extra $2500 lying around. Can we say Lord of the Flies, anyone?

ORIGINAL REAL PIG Head HAM

"Ham is a real pigs head that I dehydrated in my oven for over 2 months... imagine the smell... The eyes were built back up using glass and polymer clay... Ham was painted with my oil paints... and is coated in over 30 coats of resin! Ham will last the ages, don't worry about decomposition, he's in it for the long hall... This is a one of a kind piece of art that will be talked about by every one..."

Enjoy this week's WTFckery!