WTF Or Not? You Decide *Halloween Edition*

Happy WTFckery Halloween!

1. Spooke Halloween Pups! (I wonder if the audio was messed with, but still sounds pretty spooky!)



2. Some WTF Halloween costumes that are a must wear today...

Landshark!

Terrifying Sesame Street Costumes: (The Bert and Ernie will give me nightmares)

3. Beware the Zombie Felties! The Michael Jackson Thriller Feltie is too cute!

How to Raise 16 Gruesome Felt Creatures from the Undead by Nicola Tedman and Sarah Skeate from Andrews McMeel Publishing for only $14.99

Inside, crafters will find instructions for more than 15 zombie creatures, including a Romero-esque Day of the Dead Zombie. Additional Zombie Feltie projects include:

* Zombie Bride
* Zombie Puppy
* Vampire Zombie
* Zombie Bunny
* Folklore Zombie
* Zombie Surfer, and more!



4. This cake will surely give you a heart attack. Yet, it looks so good! 1,800 calories in one slice. Say hello to the Pumpple Cake.

"Meet Pummple Cake, which combines two kinds of fruit pies (apple and pumpkin) with two kinds of cake (vanilla and chocolate) into one divine mess -- and at only 1,800 calories a slice. Flying Monkey sells slices -- intended to feed four -- for $8. A full Pummple Cake requires 72 hours advance notice and will run you $75."

5. Such a sad WTFckery. What the *beep* is wrong with people?! I hope this bitch rots. From CBS News:

FarmVille Playing Mom Admits She Killed Infant Who Interrupted Facebook Game

"Alexandra Tobias, a Florida mother accused of shaking her 3-month-old son to death after he interrupted her FarmVille game on Facebook, has pleaded guilty to second-degree murder.Tobias told investigators she became angry after the baby cried while she was playing the computer farm simulation game, and she shook him.

She also said she smoked a cigarette to compose herself and then shook the baby again, at which time he may have hit his head, the station reported."

6. Because we all want a Peni-Pal. From Buzz Feed: Thanks @has_bookpushers

Ever wanted to see what a unicorn would like with a penis for a horn, and a penis for a… penis? Well, your dream has finally come true with Peni-Pals!

The story of the magical peni-unicorn goes as follows: The "Magical Penicorn" is known to grant its owner wishes and long-lasting virility. Legend has it that evil forces cursed the Penicorn to shed the flesh from its magical horn, forcing it to become the lonely and mysterious beast of lore… the unicorn.

Sir Stamper of Newgrounds used his Magical Tablet to free the Penicorn from its curse… so that it could live freely as such for all eternity, spreading its forbidden fantasies and sinful delights across the land!

Bursting with uncontrollable love and craving the very same, this majestic creature from a time long forgotten has finally returned! Can be all yours for $15! Perfect for author Allison Pang to show off on her blog ;)

7. This proves that all the coke Keith Richards did has rotted his brain. From Mail Online:

"The 66-year-old caused uproar three years ago when he allegedly told New Musical Express magazine that he had inhaled the cremated remains of his father, Bert. Afterwards, his aides insisted the comments had been ‘made in jest. BUT...

In the book, he reveals he acted on impulse after some of the ashes blew on to a garden table as he was about to scatter them around an English oak tree.
He said: ‘The truth of the matter is that after having Dad’s ashes in a black box for six years, because I really couldn’t bring myself to scatter him to the winds, I finally planted a sturdy English oak to spread him around.

‘And as I took the lid off of the box, a fine spray of his ashes blew out on to the table. I couldn’t just brush him off so I wiped my finger over it and snorted the residue.

‘Ashes to ashes, father to son. He is now growing oak trees and would love me for it."

8. The 4,000 Calorie 3-Pound Mondo Gummy Worm. *Shudder* When the guy starts going to town on that thing, my stomach churns.

From The Consumerist: Calling itself the "world's largest gummy worm," this 3 lb., 5 inch thick gooey monstrosity is "128 times more massive" than a normal gummy worm. It takes two fists to hold and eat all 26 inches of it and contains enough energy to feed a small village family



9. I really do not like this insulting looking because it's so unrealistic, "Taylor Swift looking, my body can't be real, my stomach is flatter than barbie" cover. Talk about having body issues after seeing this.

10. And your WTFckery Regretsy is NSFW but pretty cute... All sold out though! Karma Sutra Cake Topper.

"Humorous and tongue in cheek cake topper of an fun nature. Hand sculpted from polymer clay."

Enjoy your scary week in WTFckery...