WTFckery Or Not? You Decide

Some truly disturbing WTFckery coming your way...

1. Some more covers that make you go WTF?

Droopy butt?

If this dude tried to seduce me, I would strangle him with his tail

2. When Kris from Kris 'n' Good Books was talking about a shift-changing dolphin having sex while still in dolphin form, I was like, whoa...where can I find this book? Thank you to Goodreads! Eyre has a great review of this book.

But this review from Matimate had me hooting in laughter: "Hey dear I am dolphin and next me is another dolphin. We make happy dolphin time with each other like true male dolphin plus we can be humans too. Hey hey shape shift that is it. It was funny to read how one geologist found his love and his way how to be one with nature namely dolphins aka it is fun to have sex with them."

3. When Monica Burns told me about this, I couldn't believe it. I give you the Men of Mortuaries calendar! But all for a great cause. who knew morticians can be so buff? All yours for $3.95.

"The men of the 2008 calendar are all funeral directors and morticians from across the U.S.  In 2007, McKenzie Mortuary of Long Beach, California held its second contest and casting call for the 2008 “Men of Mortuaries” Calendar.  These men were selected and volunteered their time to raise money for Kamm Cares. KAMM Cares was created by Kenneth McKenzie as a non-profit organization that places money directly into the hands of persons going through breast cancer treatment. It raises money that will help pay for necessities such as child care costs, groceries, and other expenses that would be a hardship for some undergoing radiation and chemotherapy treatments."

4. Some people are just not right in the head. From ABC News:

Acid Attack Was Faked: Bethany Storro Admits to Police She Maimed Herself

"Bethany Storro, the 28-year-old woman who got national attention by saying she was maimed by a stranger who splashed acid in her face, has admitted to police in Vancouver, Washington, that her story was a hoax. She told them she splashed the acid on herself. Storro had claimed she was attacked outside a coffee shop on Aug. 30.

Attention grew. Storro was invited to be a guest on Oprah Winfrey's show, but then news outlets began to report suggestions that police suspected the attack was faked. On Tuesday the Oprah appearance was canceled.

In a post on her Facebook page last week, which has since been removed, Storro wrote that while she had originally wanted to appear on the show to "inspire people and tell them about Jesus," she changed her mind."

5. How about a $172 sandwich? From The Consumerist:

"While the sandwich features a drizzle of 100-year-old balsamic vinegar, slices of quail's egg, heirloom black tomato, epicure apple, fresh figs, all between slices sourdough bread sprinkled with gold dust, the main (read: priciest) ingredient is the white truffle cheddar cheese which Blunos had made specifically for the sandwich. The fromage alone will set you back over $140."

6. For those that really, really like potatoes. From Telegraph.co:

Amateur gardener grows world's biggest potato

"The prize potato, grown by Peter Glazebrook, tips the scales at a whopping 8lbs 4oz (3.76kg), smashing the previous world record by 9oz. The potato was weighed at the show's Giant Vegetable Competition and Mr Glazebrook is now awaiting verification from Guinness World Records."

7. Gummy bear cake poop? From Cake Wrecks:

8. Lady Gaga's meat dress she wore to the VMA's. Need I say more?

9. Colorful clumpy cat pee goes to the opera. "DDB's campaign for Scoop Away introduces the "Adventures of Clumpy and Crumbly." The stop-motion video skits follow two litter box clumps in everyday situations, testing their ability to keep it together."



10. And your Regretsy WTFckery is for all those Betty White fans out there. Either someone was really drunk or high when they painted this picture:

Betty White with Pies for Breasts ($20 with free shipping and handling)

Enjoy this week's WTFckery!

(And a big shot out to Chris at Stumbling Over Chaos)