WTFckery Or Not? You Decide

Beware this week's WTFckery... it's a bit risque and shocking.

1.  Ravenous Romance has teamed up with Erotic Stories and Toys for a very interesting publishing opportunity where you don't get paid in money but in sex toys. For some this maybe a WTF, but for those who need to replace their good friend BOB, they may want to look into this.

"Ravenous Romance, a leading online publisher of erotic romance novels and short stories has joined forces with EroticStoriesAndToys.com to launch an exciting writing competition, the winner of which will be published in an upcoming anthology through Ravenous Romance. EroticStoriesAndToys.com has featured monthly contests in which writers are given three adult novelties as story inspiration writing prompts; one of which must be included in the submitted story. In September, for the first time, the contest winner will be published in an exclusive adult toy-based anthology to be released by Ravenous Romance in mid-October 2010."

Erotic StoriesAndToys.com holds a monthly erotica short story writing contest. Stories submitted must be based on one of three adult novelty toy prompts. Winners vote on the ‘steaminess’ of each story, and the story with the most points wins all three ‘Story Inspiration’ products. Launched in the summer of 2010, EroticStoriesAndToys.com has already gathered the support of major industry manufacturers, Ravenous Romance, and writers. All writers, published or not, are invited to submit stories to contests.

2. For those who want to read a few books that make me groan. We have yet another literary mash-up type book with Wuthering Bites (haha play on title) by Sarah Gray (Kensington).

Synopsis: When a young orphan named Heathcliff is brought to Wuthering Heights by the manor's owner, Mr. Earnshaw, rumors abound. Yet the truth is more complicated than anyone could guess. Heathcliff's mother was a member of a gypsy band that roamed the English countryside, slaying vampires to keep citizens safe. But his father was a vampire. Now, even as Heathcliff gallantly fights the monsters who roam the moors in order to protect beautiful, spirited Catherine Earnshaw, he is torn by compassion for his victims - and by his own dark thirst. Though Catherine loves Heathcliff, she fears the vampire in him, and is tempted by the privileged lifestyle their neighbors, the Lintons, enjoy. Forced to choose between wealthy, refined Edgar Linton and the brooding, increasingly dangerous Heathcliff, she makes a fateful decision. And soon Heathcliff, too, must choose - between his hunger, and the woman he will love for all eternity...

The the gift that keeps on giving for those Twilight fans. We have Fame by Kimberly Sherman ( Bluewater Productions). Those cartoon abs of Taylor's aka Jacob sure do may me hot under the collar.

Synopsis: (W) Kimberly Sherman (A) Warren Martineck From a background in extreme martial arts to packing on 30 pounds of muscle for his portrayal as an lycanthropic animagus, Taylor Lautner is as close to a superhero as any human can become. This fresh, lighthearted biography features artwork by Warren Martineck that captures Lautner's dazzling smile and chiseled features.

3. My new awesome favorite blog is Forever Young Adult. They are off the hook and LOL hilarious. It's been a long time since I read Sweet Valley High, but I never realized that there was a book about a character dying from cocaine. Some deep tween reading here. Forever Young Adult has a great re-cap about the character Regina Morrow and how one snort of coke can be the end of you. Does anyone remember this book? 

"Sweet Valley High 40: On The Edge:in which Regina Morrow tries cocaine JUST ONCE and then DIES."

"Main Plot: You guys!! You guys!! IT IS FINALLY HERE!!! The book that irrevocably shaped my childhood, the book that made me Just Say No to any type of snorting drugs (well, that, and the picture they showed us in DARE of a blown-out septum. ew.), the book that made me paranoid that I might have a secret heart murmur that could kill me AT ANY TIME if I so much as looked at any drug harder than NyQuil. REGINA MORROW IS FINALLY GONNA DIE!!"

4. And because all our cars need Car Lashes.

Eyelashes For Your Car!

- one pair, two lashes

-  lashes sold separately

$24.99

5. Have you heard about the blog called Jim's Pancakes? Jim likes to make pancakes for his three-year-old daughter. And so he came up with a pancake toilet and I so see a book deal for a coffee table book in his future.

6. And as you eat your pancakes, why not have a cold brew called Terrible beer? This is for the Terrible fanatics who love that character from Stacia Kane's Chess Putnam series. I even had a sip or two and it has a very interesting after taste.Unfortunately it doesn't wear a bowling shirt or drive a black 1969 Chevelle.

Brewed by: Unibroue Quebec, Canada. Belgian Strong Dark Ale | 10.50% ABV

7. "True" fans or True Blood will surely want to collect all the busts of Eric, Sookie and Bill. You can get them from HBO on-line for $69.99. Does anyone think that Sookie needs to take Bill shopping for a new wardrobe? He wears the same shirt in almost every episode.

8. This video WTFckery is adorable to watch, but let's be honest here, it's about a piece of dog poop. Doggy Poo the movie trailer.



9. You may want to watch where you sit for this latest Regretsy WTFckery.

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