WTF Or Not? You Decide

Welcome to your Sunday WTFckery!

1. *Snicker* From Stupid Evil Bastard: "You’d think there would be at least one person attending that church who could explain to them what WTF is commonly assumed to stand for."

2. Some awesome cringeworthy cover WTFckery...

Looks like smeared lipstick on her booty

Synopsis: When an attack is confirmed against the rich and powerful Edington family, Raider’s Bodyguard Service springs into action. Jake Raider is assigned the independent but spoiled Andrea. He’s protected her before but this time he’s bringing the tools to tame her and make her his.

There are plenty of things Andrea wants to do with Jake but none of them involve business. In the past, he rejected her advances but this time he’s giving her what she wants and making her beg for more. Exploring the sexual needs they’ve denied, she’s at his mercy and loving it.

The title says it all. Thanks to Ms. Moonlight

3. Author Jill Myles tweeted about this Marie Claire article about 6 ways to turn on a guy on. Number 6 really caught my eye:

6. She Can Talk About "Boy Stuff"
Sometimes, I spout off "boy stuff" (read: sports) and unfairly expect a girl to keep up, but I do talk about my fair share of "girl stuff" — cooking, fashion, hair — to deserve a few conversations about serial killers, horror movies, and, yes, even porn.

Now ladies, instead of talking to your guy about his favorite sport's team or about cars, the latest in fun guy talk is serial killers. O.o

4. Female snails seem to be evolving because of chemicals. Now they are growing penises on their foreheads. From Gizmodo:

"Good news for homosexual male snails living off the coast of Western Australia, as the female sex of the Thais Orbita species have all grown rather large "members" on their heads. Sadly, the head-peni have formed due to chemical reactions."

5. It's a big old ham that looks like...

6. Finally, I now can become a werewolf! Maybe I can hook up with Alcide from True Blood? Thanks to Queen B!

WEREWOLF TRANSFORMATION SPELL~BECOME A WEREWOLF

From auction on Ebay: Starting bid is $99

WEREWOLF TRANSFORMATION SPELL

FINALLY A SPELL THAT IS SO POWERFUL LIKE YOU WOULD SEE IN A MOVIE IS ACTUALLY REALITY. A SPELL TO TRANSFORM INTO A WEREWOLF! YES YOU WILL BECOME A WEREWOLF.

"WHAT ARE THE WEREWOLF ABILITIES THAT ID GET OUT OF THIS SPELL"

1) STRENTGH~YOU WILL BE STRONGER THAN A VAMPIRE & DEMON
2) SPEED~THAT YOU CAN RUN AS FAST AS ABOUT 240 MPH
3) YES SHAPESHIFTING OF COURSE~YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SHAPESHIFT INTO A BEAST LIKE CREATURE
4) IMMORTALITY~YOU WILL NEVER GROW OLD AND YOU WILL NEVER DIE
5) MASSIVE SEX APPEAL
5) HUGE APPETITE FOR MEAT
6) YOUR SENSES WILL BE ENHANCED LIKE, TASTE~SMELL~HEARING~FEELING~SEEING/VISION
7) ABLE TO BREATH UNDER WATER
8) HAVING VISIONS AND LUCID DREAMS.
9) YOU WILL BE ALERTED IF DANGER IS NEAR BY
10) BEING ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH ANIMALS AND HAVE CONTROL OVER THEM
11) ONCE SHAPESHIFTED INTO WEREWOLF FORM YOU WILL HAVE NIGHT VISION

7. Speaking of True Blood, any fan will want Stephen Moyer's (Bill) cock sock among other delightful collectables that all goes to a good cause. From Unrated Perez and EW's Pop Watch:

"Moyer’s added his “sock of destiny,” what the cast has dubbed the modesty piece some actors wear while filming their True Blood nude scenes, to the mix. There’d been 82 bids at pub time, and the sock, which has been signed by Moyer and his wife/costar Anna Paquin, was at $535.00. (“Stephen did not say whether the sock had been used or not… we’re not asking,” the eBay description notes.) I love Moyer for this, and expect his sense of humor to be rewarded. The sock has got to go for as least as much as the signed Season 3 finale script he also donated (which was at $900 following 44 bids at pub time). The eBay auctions ended Sept. 4 and raised over $1,600."

8. Can you imagine what it would feel like if this dog with what may be the longest tongue came up and licked you on your face? You just may drown in doggy slobber.



9. I do love a good cup of coffee, but I would think before drinking from this cup. I think of those long strands of dark hair you sometimes find in food in regards to this Regretsy WTFckery.

Enjoy this week's latest WTFckery...