WTFckery Or Not? You Decide

Even though I'm away there's always time for a few WTFckery to "tickle" your fancy...

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2. A donkey who enjoys beer? From NT news:

Jens Waldenmayer and 'Donkey', who has a taste for the amber fluid. 

"After a long day in the paddock Jens Waldenmayer's donkey likes nothing better than to kick back with a cold beer. Known simply as 'Donkey' Mr Waldenmayer's pet is famous among residents of Spencer Road at Darwin River for his partiality for a Light Ice. Donkey's beer drinking started about a year and a half ago after he wandered over to a neighbour's property to chew the grass with a couple horses.Neighbour Vance Wolff went to give Donkey a pat, but the cheeky creature went for his beer. Mr Wolff gave Donkey a few sips and the habit stuck. Now Mr Waldenmayer gives Donkey a beer every second day. "He drinks Light Ice or XXXX, he is not fussy," Mr Waldenmayer said.

3. This has to be a joke. Stripper poles for the retired? From Geekologie:

"There's the $115 Cushion-Grip Security Pole Mobility Aid. One reviewer says: "The user needs this device to assist in getting in and out of bed safely. It has a nice cushion grip, is attractive, and easy to install. It is not as sturdy as I would have hoped it would be. It wiggles a bit in the middle and that makes me a bit nervous."

4. Apparently Lady Gaga is quite the artist. From Vogue:

actual picture of Gaga's urinal art

"Lady Gaga made a surprise appearance at the SHOWstudio.com Shop late last month bringing with her, her own piece of art - a urinal. The unexpected delivery was presented at the private view of Inside/Out - the store's latest exhibition. The offering has been aptly named Armitage Shanks and is not for sale. It is thought to be a playful acknowledgement of Duchamp's enduring influence."

5. I bet these people are walking tall after surviving a 40 ton whale that got a little too close for comfort. If this happened eo me, you bet I would walk around and say, "I'm the king of the word. Why? Because I survived a 40 ton whale attack. From Bits and Pieces:

"A South African couple was out sailing near the country’s infamous Robben Island when a 40-ton whale breached and crash-landed on their yacht.

“We were watching the whale flipping its tail for about half an hour,” said Cape Town Sailing Academy Administrator Paloma Werner, who was enjoying a Sunday sail with her boyfriend and sailing instructor, Ralph Mothes. “It reached about 100 to 200 meters from us, then it disappeared under water and reappeared about 10 to 20 meters from the boat, but we didn’t think we were on a collision course,” she told MSNBC.

“All I heard him say was ‘Oh shit,’ and I saw the whale come out of the water and crash against the mast of the boat.

The whale crushed the mast and did a lot of damage to the yacht. The whale then swam away.

6. This cat cake looks like it was run over by a car. Poor thing is missing its neck. O.o. From Cakewrecks:

7. You know you want the Maywa Denki Otamatone Music Instrument. Isn't he just the cutest little thing?

Description: Most musical instruments don't have faces. It's a shame, really, as almost everything can be made better with a cute face. Well, fear not friends, as we've found one of the cutest musical instruments ever - and it has a face! It's straight from Japan, and it's called the Otamatone Electronic Instrument. We'll give you a little idea of how this adorable thing works, we'll show you a little video of it in action, and then we'll set you off on your merry way to sing your own songs. Ok, so in theory, playing the Otamatone Electronic Instrument is unbelievably easy. You place your finger on the stem to select the pitch. To get vibrato (or any sort of wah-wah effects), you just squeeze the note's rubber cheeks repeatedly. This will open and close the little dude's mouth. Now, we did say easy in theory. That's because the strip on the stem has no pitch labels or frets, so you really have to have a good ear. That said, you can easily just slide between notes, both for ease of playing and for even more musical effect. The Otamatone Electronic Instrument is wacky, adorable, distinctive, and can be a great instrument for some unique electronic performances.

And this short video proves how divine sounding the Otamatone is:

8. And your Regretsy WTFckery belongs to an adorable dog who is the victim of a very interesting $20 scarf.

Description: Initially this was a request, but I could not help but make more! Can be made for any breed of dog, large or small. You can also choose to have Cream OR Chocolate colored boobs, with Pink OR Tan nipples!

When you pay, please let me know the breed of your dog, and their measurement from the top of their head to the floor.

Made from super soft fleece, lightly stuffed with poly-fil to give shape, this will make your pooch warm and cozy with NO scratchies! I have stitched this right above the breasts so that the scarf will easily slip over their heads, and ensures it will stay on!

Enjoy this week's WTFckery...