Welcome to the third and final day of the Black Dagger Brotherhood Traveling Skit Tour! Day 1 was over at Smexybooks about Butch and Vishous, Together at last. Day 2 was over at Fiction Vixen and her skit with Z and Bella, the Honeymoon is over. Now it's my turn!
These turn of events take place after the drama at Smexybooks and during Lover Mine (Don't worry, no major spoilers will be spilled)
I give you Rhage and Mary's TGIF One Year Mating Celebration and Other Brother Outtakes!
Mary: Now Rhagiekins, you can't beat up yourself over eating Marissa and Doc Jane. Since I've increased my therapy hours I see this all the time with vampire men, who have been cursed as man eating dragons because they were a whore, and can't change back because of the guilt of eating their friend's mates syndrome.
Rhage: Rawr... grumble... grumble... rawr... grumble. Rawr grumble?
Mary: Yes Pookie Dragonbunny. After we celebrate out one year mating and enjoy TGIF's wonderful happy hour, I will chain you to our bed and have dirty dragon sex with you.
Rhage: Hurrah Rawr!
Phury: Welcome to TGIF's, I'll be your waiter this evening.
Mary: Phury?! You're working at TGIF's? And what's that strange looking man on your shoulder? Is he... smoking?
Phury: Shit! Listen, you have to keep this on the DL from the other guys. I need a part time job ever since I became the Primale to all those Chosen women. And with the stress and all, my Wizard, who makes me more lame than usual is back!
Mary: *Pulls out date book* This calls for a one-on-one therapy session with Doctor Mary!
Meanwhile, back at the mansion...
Qhuinn: Boo Hoo... Blaylock, you polite, sexy redheaded beast can never be mine! WHY?! *chug chug*.
Doc Jane: *Poof* Hey everyone, I'm back from Casperville! Where's my glow worm sex on a stick V? Qhuinn, what's up with this killer emotional grid all over your face?
Qhuinn: *chugs* I can't talk about it. Hang a louie and you'll find V and Butch chillin' in The Pit.
*sings* the thrill is gone, It's gone away from me, The thrill is gone baby, The thrill is gone away from me, Although I'll still live on, But so lonely I'll be. *I'm such a fidiot! Sob Blay*
Vishous: Hey baby. Um... Since you were outtie and enjoying the ghostly side, I was "comforting" Butch over the loss of Marissa. Rhage didn't kill her as we first thought. Because she was so out of it, from almost being ingested by a dragon and crap, she stumbled out in traffic and was hit by a bus.
Butch: *whispers in longing* Marissa! The only woman who truly loved the black goo that lies inside of me!
Vishous *Pat's Butch's head* There, there my lo- my man, place your face deep into my lap and give it a good wiggle, and tell me all about it.
Doc Jane: *ghost ears perk up" Is someone in our shower? *Floats over*
Blay: Hey Doc Jane. I would like you to meet me friend-
Mysterious Friend: Shush lover. No one can know who I am until Tuesday. We must keep your tender cherry popping lover affair a secret until then.
Blay: *snuggles close* Did I ever tell you how impeccably dressed you look, especially with that cravat of yours? I love that you are such "a slut, a very classy, very elegant slut".
Mysterious Cravat Wearing Classy Elegant Slut: Tell me more my red hot tamale! *smooches*
Doc Jane: Has everyone gone wacked in this place? Am I the only one not getting any TLC?
Beth: *Slides up to Doc Jane* I've been so lonely since Wrath has become obsessed with his new seeing eye dog Benji. Can you comfort me?
Vishous appears: Hold up! Can I watch?
... and in Wrath's office...
Wrath: Looks like it's just you and me Benji since everyone is getting their sex on. Damn, every time I materialize into a another room, I swear my Ray Ban sunglasses keep growing until they want to take over my head!
And there you have a day in the life of the Black Dagger Brotherhood. To celebrate the release of Lover Mine, I have a hard cover copy to give away to one lucky person. Leave a comment here why you want to win and if you had the chance to do BDB skit, what would you do? You have until Tuesday 4/27 to comment, and sorry, this is only open for USA residents.
63 comments:
Um. Wow. *blink blink blink*
Tears Kate...tears. I love Wrath's glasses and omg, Mo it awesome!
HILARIOUS!!! Blay in the tub with a sheep? OMG. I SOOOOO need this book NOW!! I noticed you didn't mention Xhex..hmmmmmm
That was hilarious!!
(no need to enter me. I've pre-ordered my JM hotness)
I am intriqued by Blay's lover.. I am pretending the sheep is representive of an awesome afro LOL
(Australia represent! Not in the running for the novel, sadly *sigh*)
I hope you guys continue this series of Brothers Pic FanFic... its ffing hilarious!
OMG! Really too funny to read at work(people keep wanting to know why I'm laughing so hard). Mho looks dashing as always!
I have to admit, I didn't get all the jokes, since I'm new to the BDB crack. (I'm about half-way through LU.) Still, it was too funny. If I were to write a skit, it would probably be something about the infamous black jizz. That part in the book actually made me lol. I would love to win the new book. I'm hoping to be caught up by the time it's released.
"....place your face deep into my lap and give it a good wiggle, and tell me all about it."
BEST. LINE. EVER. lmao
LMAO! You three are really amazing! I do hope you continue with more skits.
If I were to do a skit though, it would be a future/dream sequence. Me and Tohr meeting up and having wild sex! Him proclaiming he has always loved me and will have my name put on his back! LOL..Well, I did say it was a dream!
Please enter me!
Amy J
djsfoxylady@gmail.com
OMFG!!! ROTFLMAO!!!
I especially like Ghost Jane...
Oh, love it, just love it!
Bahahahahahah the beer cans and oversized sun glasses just about killed me ::wipes away tears::
I think you, smexy, and fiction vixen need to do this for all your giveaways.
lmao! I LOVE that Marissa got hit by a bus since I've always wanted her to be thrown under one! Woohoo KB! (Although her getting eaten by Rhage was almost as good)
Funny, funny skits - I've loved them all!
LMAO.that is hilarious. The three of you should definitely continue doing these.
elaing8(at)netscape(dot)net
I giggled and snorted (and peed hard. LOL) for real at my desk! LOL You guys all RAWK!! :D
(no need to enter me for contest)
I'm glad I was at home by myself when I read this. I was laughing so hard and I would hate for people to be wondering what I was laughing at. Please do more of these skits they don't have to be just this series.
sstrode@scrtc.com
I'd love to win a copy. I think I've been looking forward to Xhex's book since she was introduced, that she's with JM is only a plus.
I've been really cooling toward the series with the last couple of books. All the reviews and skits have brought back the spark, made the BDB fun again instead of something to find disappointments in.
I love how the cabbage patch plays Mary and Beth. (lol)
I'd love to see a skit about how V and B will carry on now that Marrisa is back. I wonder how much damage the bus did.
Hahahahaha Katie this was great! All 3 of you guys have made the wait for Lover Mine that much more manageable! I would like to win the book because it feels like it's been FOREVER since Rhev's story and I need to know what happens between Qhuinn and Blay! The whole 'forbidden love thing' definitely gets me.
And if I did a skit? Well I think my skit would involve V and Butch, but there would definitely have to be some three-some action with Marissa or Doc Jane in there (whichever of them turns out to be 'not dead' enough to participate).
LMAO. That's hilarious. I love it. I have been wanting to read JM's story for a while.
Crystal816[at]hotmail[dot}com
LOLOLOL...Blay in the shower and Wrath with his massive glasses are my fav :)
LMAO. That's hilarious. I love it. I have been wanting to read JM's story for a while.
Crystal816[at]hotmail[dot}com
Wrath glasses really are too much - and that little sheep in the tub! I'm dying!
Hahaha that was hilarious! I love the BDB series and have been seriously anticipating John's story! Iw ould probably try to do a skit of Quinn and Blay
lilazncutie1215 @ yahoo.com
OMG - you would have to make me laugh till I pee on the day I don't wear my Depends!!! Dragonbunny, Rhage holy shite!! Oh and that's one smokin' shower scene :-D
Come to think of it, I don't think Ward has written a hot shower scene yet.
How can that be?
OMG... i am dying of laughter. Who knew all this was going on in the mansion. Blay with his mystery lover, Beth and Doc Jane & poor Phury having to get a second job.
Do you know whats would be hysterical... having something from Fritz's perspective. Imagine all he sees and all the craziness that must go on. I bet Fritz could write some tales lol.
woo! anything with rhage, mary, and their overgrown scaly pet is a win in my book! people just don't give that poor dragon enough props.
I love the "red hair" on Blay, and the sunglasses, fell out of my chair! These skits have been fantastic.
-glow worm- Ha!
Oh dear god in heaven Bwhahahahahahaha! I am beside myself!
ROFLMAO! *wipes tear from eye*
Holy cow that was some funny stuff!!!
lulz, you guys are psychotic.
What would I do without you?
LOL, love how Jane looked like a Pac-Man ghost.
And please enter me! I'm 4th in line at the library and my broke impatient ass can't take the waiting!
lmao, if I had to do a BDB skit, I would choose one of the Brother Interaction threads in the BDB forum where Rhage exacts his revenge on V - if you haven't read them - OMG, they are hilarious especially when V walks into the Pit..
and please enter me - love love love the Brothers
OMG Katie! That was priceless and is making the wait until the LM release more bearable.
If I did a skit, I'd definitely have to choose my secret bi-sexual boyfriend Qhuinn and dear Blay.
joderjo402 AT gmail DOT com
*cracks up* love Mho's cameo as Mysterious Cravat Wearing Classy Elegant Slut *snort* he is quite the slutty sheep
Please enter me in the giveaway.
Thanks,
lolahb at gmail dot com
Haha, thats funny. I want this book because it's signed and she isn't doing any signings near me. I also think I will drool on the first one I read so that the pages get all crinkled.
If I had to do a skit...wait, thats why I read you guys' blogs.. I can't think of one on my own.. but I would probably want to see one of me and Z..
OK, I know i'm not eligible to enter, but I just had to comment. KB - that was hilarious. I would so love to be a fly on the wall if Mary ever calls Rhage (in dragon form) 'Pookie'. Better than puff I suppose *grin*
And methinks I have a fair idea who the cravat-wearing friend is...
holy crap...that was freaking hilarious....
you had me at : glow worm, casperville, & Marissa getting hit by a bus...LOL!
Good. Butch is MINE! LOL
Thanks for contest!
LMFAO!! I got to see the whole tour. I hope you ladies do this again! Freaking funny!
I'm a cellie and absolutely love the brothers, is there any other reason?
If I could do a skit, it would be how Jane started calling V 'puppy' I can only imagine that scenario!
Love the post! I need to get me some potato skins! And I need to start reading the BDB books.. they sound like they're made of awesome ;)
Too funny Katie. You might give Milk Toof a run for their money.
Another funny post. Seen and loved all three. Really hope I do win the book, otherwise I probably won't be able to get it till after Memorial Day weekend(around June 1st)due to budget reasons. Really, really don't want to wait that long.
Kinda surprised Rhev didn't appear in any of the funnies.
Okay, hmm... I think I'd like to win, because I finally want to get into these books. That's right, I've not read them. But everyone just loves them, so I'm willing to give the series a shot. Maybe by winning the latest book, I'll have the courage to get the first! That said... I obviously don't have any ideas of outtakes to share, lol.
Morning Glow
ohmorningglow AT aol DOT com
You ladies have so much fun with it. LOVE IT! If I won and read the book, I'd so do a skit. I've been waiting forever and a half for this book. Oh the anticipation is killing me.
Thanks for the wonderful post!
cindyc725 at gmail dot com
ROFLOL!!Some I didn't get but my hubby says I don't have a sense of humor maybe he's right. lol But I don't think so.
I'd love to be entered. I want this book so bad!
chirth7@yahoo.com
LOL - very funny.
count me in please.
I am CRYING! This was too, too funny. Poor Wrath! LOL
Thanks,
Tracey D
booklover0226 at gmail dot com
LMAO!!! love Blay in the shower with the Sheep!!! OMG!!!!!
Ok first, I would LOVE to win a copy of Lover mine because I couldn't order one, because both my husband and myself are currently unemployed. He lost his job in February and I lost mine in November. So ordering a copy of a book I have been waiting impatiently for over a year for, while is life or death for me, unfortunately it just isn't in the family budget!!
Ok and second if I had a chance to do a skit, the subject would have to be about a THREESOME between Blay, Qhuinn and John Matthew!!! What no one thought of that!!?? Come on, you know you have!
Thanks for the fun!!!!
Suniannie
Dsuni@hotmail.com
-"Rawr... grumble... grumble... rawr... grumble. Rawr grumble?"
-"Rhagiekins"
-"Pookie Dragonbunny"
Hee hee! Well done!!
Great skit - If I was doing one I'd do something more with Beth and Wrath, especially with that lead in from your skit. I never can figure out exactly how blind Wrath really is. It seems to vary depending on JR's mood.
I want to win Lover Mine because the BDB is still one of my favorite series. I even like Lover Enshrined even though a lot of people thought it was pretty weak. What can I say - I'm a sucker for the brothers.
jen@delux.com
I'm still a BDB virgin, but I've been talked into reading them and now I'm dying to read LM (which is kinda funny, since I gave it away on my blog last week, lol).
MamaKitty AT mamakittyreviews DOT com
I have been on a BDB kick for the past month and it's been nothing short of awesome. I'm currently on book 6 and starting to get really psyched about JMs book. :)
These skits are great, you gals are mighty talented.
If I were to do a BDB skit, it would be an HGTV episode of Trading Spaces with Fritz as host, Hellren vs Shellans. There's just something about Wrath making curtains, while B and V pick out wallpaper, true?
Love you girls!
THAT was HILARIOUS! I love love love that!
I want to win b/c I can't wait to read this book!
I think my skit would focus on Wrath & Beth ... they are my favorite. And Wrath cracks me up!
amymelniczenko AT gmail DOT com
Frekin hilarious. The pictures cracked me up!!! What happened to Z though?
If I wrote a skit it would have to include Z...maybe being sexed up by the Omega.
The sheep and Blaylock? You went to far! You better hope the brotherhood never hears about this, girl!
So why do I want to win? The simple answer: BDB rocks, and I want the book for the ultimate discount. $0.00. :) If not, I'll have to prostitute myself to my husband to earn the dough.
The skit I'd do: Quinn & Blaylock, hands down.
You three should get some kind of award. I do like the Butch/V skit best but I would :D. I always thought we were seriously cheated there and not even the tidbit thrown back to appease fans really works.
If I had to do a skit though, I'd do Zsadist and Phury (pre-Lover Enshrined and before Phury became a lame drug user). Who could resist a little twin action? I'd also very likely perform an exorcism to clear away the ridiculous :D.
I want to win to continue my drug addiction (ala Phury, the wizard told me to do it).
Oh, all 3 of you need to continue this stuff. It's too funny and how I found you! LOL!
Melissa: Thanks! Maybe I can talk to my other two skit buddies and see what we can come up with.
I'd do a skit with Rhage and Mary where they where going to have a child. Rhage would be a great father. As for why I'd like to win. Because i am a huge BDB fan and am dying to read JM and Xhex's story and also based on the early reviews I've heard, LM sounds amazing.
LOLZ! Funny stuff, but I might be missing some of the signifigance since I have not read any of the BDB books. :) But if you'd like to send me one...well you know! HA! HA!
Awesome. I love these. :)
Loved that you used Edward and Jacob in this
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