WTFckery Or Not? You Decide

All the latest and greatest in some gag me worthy and eye rolling WTFckery!

1. Awesome WTFckery mash-up right here! Alien vs. Pooh! You click on the arrows and it will take you through each page, much like you're reading an actualy Winnie the Pooh story!

Poor Pooh and Eeyore... (I laughed myself silly over Eeyore and his new alien looking head)

Image Credit: Scott Gries/MTV

2. Someone gag me please! From EW's Shelf Life: The MTV Jersey Shore look and attitude, brought to you by two of the show’s houseguests, J-WOWW and Ronnie have signed a book deal with St. Martin's Press. And this deal netted 6 figures! And do you know only one from this cast is from New Jersey?

3. This book cover scares me. I think it's because the ring in the nipple looks painful.

This excerpt looks cheesy also: "So, I’m at work last night, just doing my shit. Clearing out a bunch of old tat mags, trying to keep the place from being an utter dump, when this guy comes in. I’m watching him out of the corner of my eye as he checks the place out, and I’m wondering what the fuck he’s in here for. He’s doing all the right ‘new to tattoo parlor’ shit, looking at the health inspection certs and stuff, but he just looks so wrong in here."

The things you find on Amazon! And this cover... no words. B'tched: Erotic Tales of Men In Submission (Boner Books) by Kyle Cicero.

Synopsis: A man yielding himself into sexual submission. This book explores that dark secretly held fantasy or fear we all share as men with a series of stories that explore this genre. An ancient warrior fresh from his triumph, a Roman centurion, and a few three-piece suit hunks all find their minds broken and their bodies and souls completely enslaved to another man. Whether by use of drugs, hypnotism, or simply the act of succumbing to the force of a more dominating will thanks to a physiological head game, the methods in these tales let you, the reader, experience the highly charged sensuality that comes when men yield their minds and then their bodies to boundless pleasure.

4. WTF Hollywood? Just because 3-D movies may seem to be the next big thing, you want to raise move prices by how much?! Screw you. I really don't get the appeal of it all and will stick to 2-D, thank you very much.. Also 3-D glasses are so not fashionable. I blame Avatar and Alice in Wonderland for this! *shakes fist* From The LA Times:

"According to an in-depth story in the Wall Street Journal, a 3-D Imax movie at New York City's AMC Loews Kips Bay will now cost $19.50, up from $16.50. At an AMC theater in Danvers, Mass., a Boston suburb, 3-D ticket prices are going up 20% from $14.50 to $17.50. Ticket prices at local L.A. theaters are also going up, often by at least as two extra dollars a ticket. For now, I suspect the prices will be accepted by most moviegoers, since we're still in the "shock and awe" phase of 3-D moviegoing. But if Warners' "Clash of the Titans' " quickie 3-D conversion turns out to be a bust and moviegoers start becoming more wary about the tidal wave of 3-D films rolling into theaters over the next year, I fear that the price hike will create a backlash."

5. Fruit loop guy who thinks he's a vampire wants to run for President. From Azcentral:

"Not satisfied with living in Florida, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey wants to move to Washington, D.C., to become the nation's first vampire president. Sharkey, 45.  He ran for governor of Minnesota in 2006 and also had short-lived bids for U.S. Senate in 2000, U.S. President in 2004, and U.S. President in 2008"

But keep in mind Sharkey is accused of "brainwashing" a 16-year-old in Minnesota. The two were engaged until last month. Her family now has a restraining order against Sharkey and claims his texts to her violate it. He reportedly admitted to harassing another 16-year-old Minnesota girl online in 2009. He was arrested in Tennessee several years ago and is currently on probation from Indiana after he was found guilty in 2009 of intimidating a judge. He served six months in a Marion Co. jail before his release. Sources confirm the Secret Service has had to keep him on its radar, since he moves around the country.

And he has a website also. If he ran against Edward Cullan, who would win?

6. And idea what this could be?

7. Seriously, who makes a piece of crap cake like this? Looks like a mutant tube of Cheese Whiz. From Cakewrecks:

8. I spy with my little eye... what do you see? A hint: Accidental Dong has vagina fridays.

9. Beyond cute WTFckery! Cat adopts orphan bunny. :56 seconds in I died from the cuteness. From Cute Overload.



10. And your Regretsy WTFckery of the week is this tasty treat (turd) that looks like something you would find in the back corner under your bed.

Enjoy this week's WTFckery!