Welcome to the latest Saturday Edition of Love Letters to Mho! The Love Doctor is in!
Hey there Mho!
I reckon I should just come out and say that I have a crush on two guys. One lives in a pineapple under the sea and has a pet snail, the other lives under a rock and pretty much acts like a rock most of the time. These two are the best friends and I would hate to ruin their friendship just because they both are so darn stuck on me.
The pineapple snail pet boy always smiles and loves to skip around and catch jellyfish in his net. Plus, he works and has money to spend. Usually we got for ice cream sundaes and he always buys. Rock boy doesn't work, but h's so adorable and very dedicated to pineapple boy, perhaps at times too much. There have been rumors that these two are more than just friends… if ya get my meaning?
Unfortunately, I'm a Texas gal and my trip to the bottom of the sea is only for a short time because I was sent to do some top secret research. So while I'm here should I "date" both boys and enjoy the ice cream sundaes they buy me or choose between the two, possibly destroying their friendship and have them fight over my love?
Yours,
S. Cheeks
Dear S. Cheeks,
You sound like a woman torn between two happy go lucky, yet perhaps slow thinking guys who'd rather spend their days chasing weird underwater creatures than grow up.
Because of the present situation you're in, where you really don't want to hurt anybody, plus gain the reputation of enjoying one too many sundaes and chasing jellyfish with one guy one minute and the other one the next, I would say you only stick to being friends with the dudes.
Also, if the rumors are true about these two silly boys being more than just friends, they may want you to be their ice cream sundae one night and both share you at the same time.
I would hold off on the romance until you return to Texas where the man wear big hats and have adorable accents.
All the best little lady,
Mho Fho
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3 comments:
Oh GOD.
Now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head the rest of the day.
AGH.
-J
Hahahaha! I think that's definitely good advice, Mho.
I think pineapple boy and rock boy are pretty young - too young for you Ms. S. Cheeks. Definitely stick to those who don't sing "Now that we're men we've changed our underwear", that's my suggestion!!!
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