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Saturday, October 31, 2009

Love Advice From Love Doctor Mho Fho *Pastey Men in My Bedroom*



Welcome to the latest edition of Love Letters to Mho! The Love Doctor is in!

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Dear Sir

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I contact you on a matter of the utmost importance.

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After a recent trip to Europe, my fiancé has returned a much changed man. At first I thought his mutterings and warnings about an aristocrat he encountered on the continent most odd, but now something is wrong with my dearest friend Lucy.

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One of her past beaus has even contacted his old teacher in the hopes that he might help. (And although this Professor seems to have strange beliefs, I have been told he is quite strapping in his leathers, nice muscular arms and dreamy Australian accent!)

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Where was I?

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I myself have been having troubled dreams about wolves, men scaling walls like great big spiders *hmm, that would make quite an interesting story* and waking up with an odd taste in my mouth. Have I fallen ill with the same illness as dearest Lucy?


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Please help.

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Dear Miss M

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Bite me.

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No, really, I'm serious. Let's hook up when you're all done with all that hooplah over there.

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You'll never look back once you've had a little demon in you. *waggles eyebrows*

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But just in case you start craving blood, I would check your throat to see if you have been bit by a pasty white guy who climbs into your bedroom window. He is what we call a vampire in the states.

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And if you see this one watching you in the corner of your bedroom:

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don’t be too concerned. He’s really harmless. He can be your own personal night light because he glows in the dark. Or you can treat him like a potted plant. Better yet, he can be your own pet rock because of lack of personality and blank stare.

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Yours in anticipation,

King Mho Fho

Mho Fho & Demon Duckie's Halloween Fun

When KB left Mho Fho and DD alone to give out Halloween candy, she knew there would be some craziness in store...



Mho: DD, stop reading that Red-Hot Rogue Harlequin Presents. We have important business to take care of.
DD: Aw... I just got to the good part where the hero calls the virgin heroine a skanky whore. What's up?
Mho: KB had to go out to the bookstore, yet again, to feed her sick book addiction. She left us in charge of giving out the Halloween candy to the kids that come knocking on our door. Now it's time to suit up into our costumes.

DD: That's your costume? Pretty boring if you ask me.
Mho: I'm dressed as a rock star. See, all rock stars wear their sunglasses inside. And since I'm a rock star anyway, I thought I would channel my inner greatness.
DD: *Rolls eyes*
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Mho: What the heck are you wearing DD?!
DD: I'm an otter. Can't you tell? And after all the hard work I did to make this costume *sniff*
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Mho: We're gonna run out of candy for sure.
DD: Yes! We have the best candy on the whole street!
Mho: Let's go watch for the trick o treaters...

**3 HOURS LATER**

DD: Not one kid has come to our house!
Mho: This is so strange. What are we going to do with all this candy?


DD: I'm hungry. I don't think KB would mind if we had some. Just to be sure it's safe to eat and all.
Mho: I like the way you think! Let's rip these puppies open and each have a piece.



Mho: I don't feel too great. My stomach is going to explode.
DD: Eat the last piece. I can't go on!
Mho: Stop being so dramatic. *Pops Reese's into mouth*
DD: Oh no Mho! We're out of candy. KB is going to kill us. Quick we need to give something else out.
Mho: Don't worry my little red friend. When in doubt, compromise. *waddles into kitchen*

*DING DONG*

DD: *Jumps up and down* We have our first trick o' treater!
Mho: *Waddles to door* Great. We can get rid of these apples.


Trick o' Treater: Me want candy!
Mho: Happy Halloween! We have some nice delicious apples for you.
Trick o' Treater: Apples?? *grabs apple and walks away mumbling the word "losers" under his breath.
Mho: *Looks at DD* That dude looks familiar.
DD: I think that's my cousin.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM MHO FHO, DD & KB!

Friday, October 30, 2009

Paradise Rules Book Review *Beth Kery*

Lana Rodriguez and her personal assistant Melanie are vacationing in Hawaii. Lana is a semi-famous blues singer who is trying to keep a low profile. She isn’t too thrilled about being in such a touristy place like Waikiki, but since Melanie needs a bit of R&R due to a nasty divorce, Lana sucks in up. Both women decide to do a little surfing and end up taking lessons at the Jason Koa Surf School. The school is run by a former Olympic medalist who is quite the reputation on the island because of his last name and his superstar status. Lana soon becomes annoyed because Jason is late for their lesson because of a hand job he is receiving from one of his students right in front of Lana and Melanie. An interesting way for Jason to do business, don’t you think? Because of this little slap and tickle play, Jason doesn’t make a good first impression on Lana. She rips into him. She thinks he is a horny loser. He thinks she is a cold uptight bitch.

These two go their separate ways even though Lana really sticks with Jason. He is turned on by the stick she has up her ass. He wouldn’t remind replacing that stick with one of his own, if you know what I mean? *wink wink*. He knows she’s distant for a reason and wouldn’t mind cracking that shell she has placed around herself. Lana likes to be in control of everything, even in the bedroom. Instead of picking up any man on the island, she goes through an escort service that is run by Jason’s oily cousin Po. Lana is in for a big surprise when Jason shows up at her hotel room. She is ready to throw him out but Jason won’t let her and one thing leads to another and they have mind blowing sex. Lana doesn’t know how to react to Jason and insults him. He leaves in a huff but not before he tells her that if she wants to get laid again by him, she needs to play by his rules or not at all.

Even though Lana knows that Jason is so wrong for her in every way, she can’t stay away from him because the sex between them was too good for words. She will play by his rules even if it means opening herself up to Jason in ways she has never done with a man before. Jason stretches the limits of what is acceptable for Lana and he won’t let her hide away from her secret fantasies and desires she has always longed to act out.

These two know that forever is not in the cards and the next few days they throw caution to the wind and engage in some kinky sexual acts that are titillating. But then reality comes crashing down because someone has told the press about Lana’s use of the escort service and Jason’s role in it. Both must decide if they should work together to find out the person responsible or turn away from their island paradise they both want to have with one another.

Paradise Rules is very erotic with heavy sexual acts that may make you squirm. Jason does things to Lana that are very hot and sexy but also a bit shocking. Many sexual positions and orifices are engaged between the two. Every act between them is a test of endurance. Jason uses his skill as a lover to break down Lana’s defenses she has placed around her heart, as well as her body.

The relationship between Jason and Lana is a difficult one to explain. These two don’t care for one another in the beginning. Both seem so cold and a bit cruel. They dislike each other immensely and the only reason they have sex is because of this deep attraction they have for one another. Lana hurls insults as Jason while he overpowers her because of his sexual finesse. Because Jason just knows that Lana wants to be overpowered and submissive. He pushes her to the point where I was cringing because I expected Jason to become a bit too aggressive and force Lana to enjoy the sex between them. He comes across as manipulative in certain scenes and I couldn’t figure out why Lana kept coming back for more.

Paradise Rules is not really a comfortable read. The sex scenes are well written but I just couldn’t find any connection between Jason and Lana other than each has an itch that needs to be scratched. Their personalities were just too off putting for me to believe that these two would have a happily ever after together.

Beth Kery can sure write some scintillating stories and Paradise Rules is one of them if you are looking for some hot and heavy sex action. I enjoyed the exotic island atmosphere but felt the love story between Jason and Lana was lacking. But if you are in the mood for reading hot sex that stretched the limits with the main characters, Paradise Rules may just be the book for you. (Berkley Heat)

Final Grade: C+


Katiebabs

KB's Pimpin Cookie Book Covers

Here are some much desired soon to be released books with "cookie" covers that make you want to consume them all in one bite...

Can we say hot cover? Seressia Glass's Shadow Blade coming in January from Pocket.



Synopsis:
Kira’s day job as an antiquities expert, but her true calling is as a Shadowchaser. Trained from youth to be one of the most lethal Chasers in existence, Kira serves the Gilead Commission dispatching the Fallen who sow discord and chaos. Of course, sometimes Gilead bureaucracy is as much a thorn in her side as anything the Fallen can muster against her. Right now, though, she’s got a bigger problem. Someone is turning the city of Atlanta upside-down in search of a four-millennia-old Egyptian dagger that just happens to have fallen into Kira’s hands. Then there’s Khefar, the dagger’s true owner—a near-immortal 4000-year-old Nubian warrior who, Kira has to admit. looks pretty fine for his age. Joining forces is the only way to keep the weapon safe from the sinister Shadow force, but now Kira is in deep with someone who holds more secrets than she does, the one person who knows just how treacherous this fight is. Because every step closer to destroying the enemy is a step closer to losing herself to Shadow forever.

Some hot high seas love anyone? Chloe Harris's Secrets of Sin coming in January from Kensington.



Synopsis: In 1745 on an alluring Caribbean island, Emiline du Ronde-Barhydt’s inheritance and dazzling beauty insure that she’s granted her every wish, but one…freedom from her wayward husband. So when the proud Sea Captain, Reinier Barhydt, strikes a deal to let his wife go—under one condition—Emiline agrees. The price? Before Reinier signs the papers, he gets three days of his wife’s total submission to his every erotic demand. The two fall under a spell of the most forbidden sensations and Reinier risks losing control of his own carnal game. At the mercy of his own raw shattering needs, the three red hot days may just turn into a lifetime of smoldering passion…

New to me YA author Dia Reeve's Bleeding Violet coming in January from Simon Pulse. Looks like a freaky horror book...




Synopsis: Hanna simply wants to be loved. With a head plagued by hallucinations, a medicine cabinet full of pills, and a closet stuffed with frilly, violet dresses, Hanna's tired of being the outcast, the weird girl, the freak. So she runs away to Portero, Texas in search of a new home.
But Portero is a stranger town than Hanna expects. As she tries to make a place for herself, she discovers dark secrets that would terrify any normal soul. Good thing for Hanna, she's far from normal. As this crazy girl meets an even crazier town, only two things are certain: Anything can happen and no one is safe.

Lucy Monroe has writen the next book in her Children of the Moon series. Coming in February from Berkley is Moon Craving..



Synopsis: If it were up to him, Talorc—laird of the Sinclair clan and leader of his werewolf pack— would never marry. But when the king orders that Talorc wed an Englishwoman, the lone wolf is shocked to find his mate in the strong-willed Abigail. And after an intensely climactic wedding night, the two fiercely independent souls sense an unbreakable bond…Deaf since childhood, Abigail hopes to keep her affliction from Talorc as long as possible. And for his part, he has no intention of telling her about being a werewolf. But when Abigail learns that the husband she’s begun to love has deceived her, it will take all of his warrior’s strength—and his wolf’s cunning—to win his wife back. And Talorc will have to face his biggest challenge yet: the vulnerability of a man in love…

Talia Gryphon's Key to Justice (Book #4 in the Gillian Key series). Coming in March from Ace.
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Synopsis: No information

This is a definite Young Adult author to place on your radar. Angela Morrison's Sing Me To Sleep. Coming from Razorbill in March.
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Synopsis:
Beth has always been “The Beast”—that’s what everyone at school calls her because of her awkward height, facial scars, and thick glasses. Beth’s only friend is geeky, golden-haired Scott. That is, until she’s selected to be her choir’s soprano soloist, and receives the makeover that will change her life forever.

When Beth’s choir travels to Switzerland, she meets Derek: pale, brooding, totally dreamy. Derek’s untethered passion—for music, and for Beth—leaves her breathless. Because in Derek’s eyes? She’s not The Beast, she’s The Beauty.When Beth comes home, Scott, her best friend in the world, makes a confession that leaves her completely torn. Should she stand by sweet, steady Scott or follow the dangerous, intense new feelings she has for Derek?

The closer Beth gets to Derek, the further away he seems. Then Beth discovers that Derek’s been hiding a dark secret from her …one that could shatter everything.

I wonder what Derek's dark secret is? Any ideas?

I loves me some sexy historical romance. A new debut author for 2010! Maggie Robinson's Mistress By Mistake coming in April from Brava.




I've never read John Scalzi but this book has piqued my interest. The God Engines coming from Subterranean Press.



Synopsis: Captain Ean Tephe is a man of faith, whose allegiance to his lord and to his ship is uncontested. The Bishopry Militant knows this -- and so, when it needs a ship and crew to undertake a secret, sacred mission to a hidden land, Tephe is the captain to whom the task is given.Tephe knows from that the start that his mission will be a test of his skill as a leader of men and as a devout follower of his god. It’s what he doesn’t know that matters: to what ends his faith and his ship will ultimately be put -- and that the tests he will face will come not only from his god and the Bishopry Militant, but from another, more malevolent source entirely...

Tempting the Fire by Syndey Croft from Bantam Dell. For those who like books with "A JUNGLE EDEN ABLAZE WITH TEMPTATION"!


Synopsis: Shockwaves shoot through the Agency for Covert Rare Operatives (ACRO) when horrific video surfaces from the Brazilian rain forest. A team of Navy SEALs has been nearly wiped out by something sinister and superhuman. Now ACRO agents Sela Kahne and Marlena West head to the world’s most unforgiving jungle in pursuit of a mythical monstrosity with a taste for human blood. And the only path that will take them to the creature runs through two men, each hiding his own dark secret.

This cookie pimpage is not for a book, but for an actual website. Check out Calista Taylor's Steampunk Romance site. The pictures there have a very Steampunk atmospheric feel to it.
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Enjoy the KB cookies...


Katiebabs

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Naughty North and South Fan Fiction & the Richard Armitage Obsession


I totally blame Kristie J for this unhealthy obsession I have with Richard Armitage, especially the sexy way the man can wear a cravat!
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For your reading pleasure, I have finally written and posted a Rated R North & South short story that takes place a few months after the train scene in the movie. The title is John and Margaret's Lovely Afternoon. It's around 4,500 words and you can view it on my Fanfiction.net profile. I make sure John's cravat is used in special ways. And perhaps if people want more of my sexy N&S fan fiction, I may just do that.
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I find it surprising that there isn't much more North and South fan fiction written.
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Speaking of Richard Armitage, I found this great blog called the Richard Armitage Fan Blog
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They have such great pictures of Richard: *rowl*



and some funny ha-ha videos posted. This one is adorable. Called The Adventures of Stick-Figure Richard #3



There is also a Stick-Figure Richard video # 1 and video #2 you should also check out. For all your Richard Armitage (obsessive) lusting needs, I recommend Natalie's Richard Armitage appreciation blog. Do check if out.

Katiebabs

Soul Catcher and A Circle of Souls Book Reviews

Soul Catcher (Book 1, Outsiders Series) by Leigh Bridger is a very, very dark, gothic type Urban Fantasy that is a train wreck of epic proportions. The only positive thing I can say about this book is that synopsis does grab you, like it did me. I was very interested about the heroine, who has been reborn too many times to count and her quest to find her husband, who also has been reborn too many times to count as they both try to stop a “sadistic and vengeful” demon that’s stalking the heroine. Instead, this is a very canned story, gruesome and shocking, for no reason.


By the time I read half-way through Soul Catcher, I couldn’t figure out who was coming or going, what the motivation of the characters was, and why this demon villain was oh so bad. The demon is so horrid because his goal in life is to torture the heroine to the point where she has gone crazy. Other than rolling my eyes and shaking my head in disgust, nothing about Soul Catcher is worth recommending. And for the first time ever, in my history of reviewing I’m asking, how did this book get published? For the life of me I can’t figure it out why. Well, I have a good idea why because the author, also known as Deborah Smith, who owns her own publishing house called Belle Bridge Books published Soul Catcher. That's the only thing that makes sense about this mess of a read.

The plot goes as follows: Livia Van Belane has more lives than she can count. She has been reincarnated over and over to the point where she is very damaged. She lives on the edge and has done it all, drinking till she passes out, popping pills and sleeping with strange men all to escape the nightmares that come to her each night. She is living on borrowed time because she's waiting for a demon she named Pig Face to find, torture and kill her. Pig Face and Livia have a great deal of history between them. Livia is what is known as a Soul Catcher, one who must rid the world of demons like Pig Face. Livia also has blackouts and doesn’t remember them, where she finds herself painting horrible pictures that make her sick. Her only hope is her soul mate, Ian.

Livia is scared of this Ian as well as those who try to help her because she thinks they are out to do her harm and will end up dead anyway. The only way Ian can help her is if she calls for him. And things become very complicated because when Pig Face finds her, he has taken over a body of a good looking guy who she has become attracted to. He tricks Livia and rapes her to the point where she needs stitches in every single hole you can think of. But before he can kill her, Ian is able to get rid of Pig Face by Livia calling for him. Livia barely makes it out alive and some strangers come along and take Livia under their wing while she recovers. For some reason Ian is now able to take over a body. But the body happens to be the one Pig Face used when he mutilated and raped Livia. So now Livia’s love from the past wants to help her, but he is inside a body of a demon rapist.

Livia keeps Ian at arms length as she trains in the arts of voodoo, dark magic and whatever else to finally eliminate Pig Face for good. Livia remembers when she and Ian first met and the bond have together as well of their interactions with Pig Face.

Soul Catcher had a great premise but was so boggled down with characters who have no dimension and a story with needless info dumping. Livia is a nasty character who would have been better as a villain. There is nothing redeeming about Livia and she goes through most of the book questioning her existence and why do all these horrible things happen to her. I really wanted to smack her at one point because she became so annoying. Scene after scene dragged in so many places and the action and snuff film like violence were so unnecessarily. Soul Catcher is much like a horror movie where there is no plot or reason as the serial killer stalks the helpless co-eds just to see their blood run.

I guess this is supposed to be a type of story that should twist you up inside as you read to the point your both sickened and appalled by what Livia and Ian must do in order to be together. Ian was the most boring character of all. His voice and very small personality grated on my nerves, even more so than Livia. For once while reading an Urban Fantasy such as this, I wanted to villain to defeat the heroine so I knew there would be no continuation.

Soul Catcher is a harsh, grating on the nerves read and because of that my review is just like the book. If there is one book not to read or buy this year, Leigh Bridger’s Soul Catcher is one of them. (Belle Bridge Books)

Final Grade: F

On the other hand, A Circle of Souls, the debut novel by Preetham Grandhi is a recommended read. This is a murder mystery that has a slight touch of the supernatural that also deals with past lives. Preetham makes sure that the plot is not boggled down with too much mention of spiritualism, but more importantly the quest to find a killer who has targeted the most vulnerable of victim- children.

A Circle of Souls would be of interest to those readers who enjoy crime dramas. Keep in mind though the murder deals with Janet, a nine year old girl, who because she was curious, was killed by an individual who thinks a higher being is making him kill, or sacrifice, in order to reach enlightenment. Called in on the case if FBI agent Leia Bines who works in a special unit dedicated to crimes against children. She may be the only hope in cracking this case and figure out why the small town of Newbury, Connecticut has been targeted by a possible serial killer.

Around the same time of the murder, Dr. Peter Gram, who works at Newbury General and Pediatric hospital has a very interesting patient. Seven-year old Naya Hastings has been brought to the emergency room after her parents found a sleepwalking Naya standing on the second-floor balcony where she was trying to climb over it. Lately Naya has been having strange dreams and Dr. Gram recommends Naya be committed for a few days where he can monitor her brain and figure out why she is having these dreams that may make her harm herself.

As Gram tries to diagnose Naya, she continues to have disturbing nightmares of a little girl named Janet who wants Naya to help her. Naya begins to draw pictures of her interactions with her dream friend Janet, and Gram comes to the conclusion that something bigger is at play. And when Gram hears about the murder of Janet, he begins to put the pieces together and soon is helping Leia with the case before the killer can strike again.

I was glued to the pages of A Circle of Souls and had no clue who the killer was. Some of the blurbs I have read about this book compare Preetham’s writing to Hitchcock and I can certainly see the comparisons. There are twists and turns that bring in a supernatural element, especially in regards to Gram that is surprising. Gram may seem to be more of a secondary character in this all, but he becomes a very important focal point, even more so than Naya.

Preetham does have a skill at writing child characters and I enjoyed Naya and the way she looked at things and her interactions with Gram and that of her the poor murdered Janet. The only graphic scenes are in the beginning when Janet’s body is found.

If you like psychological thrillers, A Circle of Souls really excels in this aspect. (Sweetwater Books)

Final Grade: B+

Katiebabs

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

RT Book Reviews Doesn’t Review Gay Romance. Is This a Big Deal?

When I went to the NJRWA Put Your Heart in a Book Conference's Literacy Book Fair this past weekend, I chatted with a popular and well respected epublished author of Gay Romance. I was holding this month's RT Book Reviews Magazine in my hands and asked the author if she was thinking about going to the 2010 RT Conference. She told me she wasn’t going because RT refuses to review Gay Romance but will place advertising in their magazine by authors and publishers of gay romance.

I had no idea that RT didn’t review Gay Romance even though some whom I talked to later on, both authors and industry types, have known about this for years. I was very surprised that RT Book Reviews Magazine will gladly place ads in their magazine, which these authors and publishers pay for out of their own pocket, but won’t review their books.

I find this a bit hypocritical. Is this disturbing that all other genres of romance are reviewed in RT, but not Gay Romance? No MM, FF or Transgender romances at all. Why? RT reviews Erotic romance that sometimes have characters engaging in sexual acts with the same sex or with multiple partners at the same time. If that is acceptable, then why not GLBT romance?

I decided to go to the source and emailed Faygie Levy, the Executive Editor of RT and for an extra measure I CC’ed Carol Stacy, the Publisher.

My email went as follows:

Hello Faygie,


I run a blog that reviews romance books and posts and commentary about other important publishing information. This past week I attended the New Jersey RWA's Conference, which I will be posting about. While I was there talked to a well respect author who writes Gay Romance, mainly MM for multiple epublishers and has gotten rave reviews over her past books. She told me that Romantic Times refuses to review GLBT books but will take advertising from these authors and publishers who publish gay romance. Personally, I find it very strange that you are open in taking advertising from authors and publishers who write and publishing GLBT books but will not review their product. I will be doing a post on this conversation I had about the Romantic Times and wanted to get your official statement on this information that was given to me, whether it is correct or not. I want to make sure this wasn't just an untrue rumor before I publish the post.

In less than 3 hours, Carol responded. I asked her if it would be alright for me to post her email response back to me and she said yes:

This is in response to your question to Faygie about RT reviewing MM books and about advertising for them.

Currently we are not reviewing MM books because our internal surveys have shown that only a fraction of RT subscribers are interested in them and, since space is at a premium in the print magazine, we cannot justify giving space to books that are of interest to only a few readers. If interest for them changes in the future we most certainly will consider reviewing them.

As for the advertising, yes we do accept advertising for MM books because we feel if an author or publisher wants to reach our audience, despite our findings that only a small portion of them will be interested, they are welcome to do so. The few who have advertised never reported back to us saying that they got a great response from their ad. Likewise, we do not hear from our subscribers about why we do not include MM books in RT. That substantiates my argument that we do not fell we have a large enough audience for MM books.

We accept advertising from anyone who wants to tap into our readers (in hopes that they will get a response) like any other magazine does. For example, we do not review non fiction books yet we occasionally get advertising for them. We also have received ads for services even though we have explained to the client that we did not feel this was the right audience for them. As long as the advertised book, item or service is not lewd or offensive to our audience we do accept advertising but we are always upfront with the advertiser about the viability of the response they can expect.

It would seem to me that if authors and publishers of MM books were convinced that RT readers are interested in their books we would be inundated with advertising from them because they would be anxious to reach our readers despite the fact that we do not review the books. This is not the case and my guess is they the few who have advertised did not get a good response so they did not continue to advertise which to me makes perfectly good business sense.

This is not about getting ad dollars although I know when you begin blogging about this that is what everyone will focus on. We do not solicit advertising from authors or publishers who write MM books. They come to us and they are very few and, as I mentioned, probably did not get a good response from their ad.

I will say that there will be more opportunities on our new website for authors and publishers of GLBT books to promote their books when we launch it in mid-January. We can cover MM books in our blog and we may even be able to review some if the audience proves to be there. We are not opposed to reviewing GLBT books because of the nature of them. We don’t currently review them in the print magazine because it does not make good business sense for us because we do not have the audience to support them. Perhaps the online world will be different and I am certainly interested in testing that market. Only time will tell.

Sincerely,

Carol Stacy
Publisher

I responded back to Carol, thanking her for responding to my questions. She also responded back with:

The issue seems to be why do we take ads for the MM books when we do not review them and, although I think I have address the issue in my letter, they only thing anyone will hear though is that we take ads for the MM books when we do not review them. It’s really a losing battle for us even though we are consistent each and every time this issue comes up. How many ways can I say RT “print readers” are not the audience for MM books and that if authors and publishers differ with this finding then they are welcome to take a shot at advertising.

From what I understand from Carol’s letter is that it looks like RT Books Reviews audience doesn’t care for Gay Romance, thus no need for the magazine to review this type of fiction.

Is it a big deal that RT doesn’t review Gay Romance? Carol stated that they don’t review non-fiction, but will also place non-fiction ads. Does this also apply to Gay Romance?

Katiebabs

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Intercourse With A Vampire *Video Spoof*

A new vampire spoof has hit the net and it is sure to bring out a few chuckles.

You may let out a howl of laughter at the 32 second mark. The lover of this sexy vampire makes a comment that has never been mentioned in either vampire movies or vampire romances, and if you think about it, she has a good point:


Intercourse With A Vampire, Episode 1



"Does my hair frighten you?"
"It should, but it doesn't."
BUWAHAHA!

Katiebabs

Skin Game Advanced Book Review *Ava Gray*

This review of Skin Game will also be up at Romance Reviews Today in November...


Kyra Beckwith has screwed over a dangerous man and she did it on purpose as payback. The man in question is casino owner and small time mobster Gerard Serrano who had Kyra’s father killed. She made him fall in love with her. He even wrote her poetry and was going to ask her to marry him. But Kyra got the last laugh and was able to steal a good chunk of his money right under his nose. Now Serrano is out for her blood and hires Reyes, a hit man, to retrieve his money and get rid of Kyra permanently.

Reyes may kill men for a profit, but he’s not comfortable killing a woman like Kyra, especially when he sees her in action hustling a pool game. Kyra is a hustler, a con artist who travels from dinky town to dinky town in her Mercury Marquis looking for the next score. Krya lives for the action, much like her father did. But it got her father killed and Kyra is not sure how much longer she can stay in the game. When Reyes comes to her aid, she decides to take him along for the ride. She thinks they will have one hot night together in a squeaky motel room bed and that will be it. What she doesn’t know is that Reyes is a hard man to outwit and he won’t allow Kyra to skip out on him.

When Reyes tracks down Kyra again, she is wary but there is something about him that makes her want to keep him. Not only can she touch him without draining her energy because of a secret, special ability she has that helps her with her cons, but she feels safe around him. She decides to make him her partner until she has had enough of the game and wants to drive off into the sunset. As Reyes gets to know the enigma Kyra is, he wouldn’t mind going off in the sunset with her also. He just has to figure out a way to keep her alive as well as find a way to tell her he was hired to snuff her out.

Talk about a book where you can feel the heat coming off the pavement! Skin Game is a thrilling read with a touch of paranormal, suspense and a steamy romance that will have you panting. The chemistry between Reyes and Kyra is hotter than hot. I knew things were going to be oh so good the moment Kyra asks Reyes what he wants with her and he thinks how great it would be to have her up against a wall.
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Because Ava Gray has such a talent writing great character interaction, Skin Game excels in so many ways. The majority of the time the reader is witness to Kyra and Reyes on the road driving, playing their cons or just eating. This may seem boring, but because Ava is able to expand on these actions, the reader can’t help but stay interested. She brings out such interesting quirks in regards to these two such as Kyra’s love of fast food and Reyes desire to protect Kyra and make sure she finds happiness in such simple things such as him making a homemade meal for her. There is nothing sexier than a man that can cook.
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Even though Reyes and Kyra have made such an impression on me, there are other secondary characters to take note of. Serrano is a sad man so obsessed with power that it almost ruins him. He doesn’t realize that he is being played and played well by Addison Foster, the security chief for his casino. Foster is one of the biggest mysteries in Skin Game. He has deep rooted secrets and may or may not have an ability much like Kyra has. His ambiguity will have readers wondering what his reasons are for the things that he does. Foster’s story, Skin Tight will be out next summer, where he battles wits with Kyra’s dearest friend Mia Sauter, who is also introduced in Skin Game and has some interesting interactions with Foster.
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**Ms. Gray has her work cut out with Foster, because he rubbed me the wrong way in Skin Game. He is so mysterious and sketchy that I can't wait for Ms. Gray to work her magic and make me jump on Team Foster**
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For those who don’t know, Ava Gray is also known as Ann Aguirre who writes outstanding science fiction as well as urban fantasy books. Her skills at writing a taut masterful tale have become well known, and as Ava Gray she has definitely done that here with Skin Game. (Berkley Sensation, November)
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Final Grade: A-
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**Figuring out my top 10 for 2009 is going to be very, very hard because between Ann's Blue Diablo, Doubleblind and now Skin Game, all three deserve to be there.**

Katiebabs

Monday, October 26, 2009

National November Writing Month and Naughty North and South Fan Fiction

Guess what I will be doing for the month of November?


Why NaNoWriMo. But you may ask, what is NaNoWriMo? National Novel Writing Month is a fun, seat-of-your-pants approach to novel writing. Participants begin writing November 1. The goal is to write a 175-page (50,000-word) novel by midnight, November 30.

I did this last year and wrote 51k in 3o days. It is a great skill in discipline, where in order to reach the 50k word count by Monday 11/30 you must write 1500-2000 words a day.
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Now, this may seem to be a daunting task. When I did it last year I thought there was no way in hell I would reach 50k. I really thought I would be lucky to reach half that word count. I was in for a surprise because I was able to succeed. And those aspiring authors, published authors, or for those who have an idea for a story that you need to get down on paper, NaNoWriMo is for you.

Also, if you are interested in reading my 2008 NaNoWrimo story Valli Nyx, about a demon girl who longs to be human, I have begun posting over at Textnovel.com along with my Urban Fantasy story.

NaNoWriMo is respoinsible for jump starting my writing. There has been a great deal of talk on some blogs about what makes a writer a professional? Does being a professional mean that you must be published and making a certain amount of income for your craft?

Well, I haven't been published as of yet but let me give you a break down of the amount of words I have written in 2009:

1. I have been trying to sell an Urban Fantasy and after I received some interest, I began working on the sequel. I wrote 53,500 words so far.

2. I wrote a short story for a sci fi/horror speculative publisher contest. That came in at 1,975.

3. I wrote a short story for a contest Esquire magazine was having. That came in at 3, 975 words.

4. I wrote a short story for an epublisher's holiday anthology. That came in at 21,000 words.
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5. I wrote a Lesbian Romance. That came in at 56,400 words.

6. I wrote a short story for a GLBT gothic horror anthology submission. That came in 4,725 words.

7. I just finished second revisions on a Young Adult Horror story. That is currently at 76,100

... and when I finish writing my Young Adult Murder Mystery I have planned for NaNoWriMo that will be another 50,000 words.

By the end of 2009 I will have written a total of 248,777 words.
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Alas, I still haven't been published, so I guess I'm not a "professional writer" or "author"?
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I also have been asked to write a bit of fan fiction in regards to the movie classic, North and South with that sexy beast Richard Armitage. Last year I wrote an "epilogue" in regards to the ending of the movie that you can read over at Fanfiction.net My fellow North and South fans have been asking for me to write a steamier version of John and Margaret. So for this week, I am going to give them what they want.
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I can either write:
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John and Margaret's Wedding Night (with a lot of cravat action. Hee).
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Or from a Twitter recommendation I can channel a bit of Lisa Valdez's Passion and have Margaret and John engage in some intimacies behind a screen at a museum (still with lots of cravat action).
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Part me wants to write some steamy museum love. I better get started on it because I only have 6 days until NaNoWriMo.
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To those who will be joining me in NaNoWriMo (My Profile) , good luck and happy writing!

Katiebabs

KB Report From the 2009 NJ RWA Put Your Heart in A Book Conference




From October 23- 24, New Jersey Romance Writers celebrated their 25th anniversary. Each year they have an event called Put Your Heart in a Book Conference that takes place in Iselin, NJ.
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I didn't attended to conference but made sure to go to the 2009 Literacy Book Fair and Author Signing on Saturday afternoon where a portion of all proceeds from the Book Fair will be donated to Literacy Volunteers of America, New Jersey. Between 50-70 authors signed during this event. And I took pictures!
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Let's see if you recognize any of these author faces...
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Stacey Agdern, Danielle Meitiv, USA Today Best Selling author Karen Rose & Louise Fury
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NY Times Best Selling author Jennifer Crusie
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Zebra author Sally Mackenzie/ Epublished author Isabo Kelly
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2009 Golden Leaf Winner Robin Kaye/ Dorchester author Raz Steel
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NY Times best selling author Angela Knight/ GLBT author K.A. Mitchell
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National Best Selling Dorchester author Leanna Renee Hieber/ Kensington author Tina Gabrielle
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The Dark Castle Lord's author Veronica Towers and cover model Bill.
*I asked Bill for an interview and he said yes. I think it's interesting to hear from a romance cover model, don't you think?*
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And finally, NJRWA misbehaving after dark...
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Katiebabs