WTFckery Or Not? You Decide

Welcome to the last WTFckery post of 2009!

1. I am so unbelievably pissed and beyond shocked about this piece of ultimate WTFckery news. Posted on Yahoo Sports on 12/23 about psycho dog killer, abuser and inhumane bastard Michael Vicks:

"According to Philadelphia Eagles players, the most courageous man on the team in 2009 was one who started the year serving time in prison for an act of extreme cowardice.Today, the Eagles announced that Michael Vick was the 2009 winner of the Ed Block Courage Award, an honor given to a player who shows courage in the face of adversity. Each year, the Ed Block Courage Awards honors those National Football League players who exemplify commitments to the principles of sportsmanship and courage. Recipients are selected by their teammates for team effort, as well as individual performance. The Ed Block Courage Award recipient symbolizes professionalism, great strength and dedication. He is also a community role model."

Who knew the NFL thinks a dog killer is a community role model? This is sick and disgusting. Why should you be punished for your actions when you are rewarded for having no remorse for making poor, defenseless animals suffer so you can make money? As an ower of a dog who lived to be the ripe old of age 16 and now a cat, I feel nothing but rage for a person who can harm a animal for monetary gain like Michael Vicks did.

2. We all need some Opihi Baby in our lives. This cover really makes me want to go out and buy this book about the deep connection between family, baby, and the aina. Thanks to Emmy for this one.

3. The fact that this book published is a WTFckery indeed. Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!! From AuthorHouse, 648 pages of HOW BIRTH CONTROL IS EVIL... IN ALL CAPS.

And WTF is up with the cover model's hair?

This review by G. Foster on Amazon gives a great overview about what this wonderful piece of literature is all about:

"WHENEVER I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IN THE PAST, A LITTLE LIGHT WOULD COME ON. LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT LIGHT WAS JESUS TRYING TO GET AT MY BRAIN. BUT ONCE I LET HIM IN AND BURNED ALL MY BOOKS AND CONDOMS, I REALIZED THAT THE ONLY CHRISTIAN WAY TO WRITE IS IN ALL CAPS. OTHERWISE THE HOLY SPIRIT WON'T GET ACROSS TO ANYBODY! THIS IS A FANTASTIC BOOK BUT MY BOOKSHELF IS A BIT SPARSE AS AFTER READING IT I BURNED ALL MY OTHER BOOKS, INCLUDING THE BIBLES AS THEY WERE WRITTEN PARTIALLY IN LOWERCASE LETTERS, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, THE DEVIL'S RUNES. CAN ANYONE RECOMMEND ME A GOOD ALLCAPS BIBLE?"

4. Because we all want a Kermit wearing Lady GaGa Barbie. Don't deny it, you know you want one:

5. Imagine having a never ending labido? It may not sound as fun as you think:

"The mother of two from New Mexico, was hurt in a collision two years ago, which damaged a nerve in her pelvis which controls desire, leaving it permanently switched on.She now becomes sexually aroused by the slightest movement – while vacuuming, sitting on a bus, bending over, or even simply walking across a room. She has been diagnosed with a rare condition called Restless Genital Syndrome, also known as Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome."

6. Jill Myles was talking about hamburgers on Twitter. We all should treat a well cooked hamburger like a penis. Want to make sure your hamburgers are the tastiest around? This website says it all.

"The best way to gauge the doneness of the burgers is to touch them. After you flip the burgers the first time, press the center to feel the outer firmness, and the softness underneath. Each time you flip them, you should touch them, so that you can feel the increasing firmness. A nicely-done rare hamburger (or steak) should feel like a semi-erect penis -- somewhat solid, but with a fair amount of "give" still. A medium burger should feel like an almost-fully erect member -- less give, but still some. If your burger or steak feels like a fully erect penis -- hard and with little give -- it's overdone. It shouldn't take you too long to recognize by feel when the burgers are done to your taste."

7. Snuggie circa 1975. Can you imagine wearing that out on a cold winter's night? Thanks to @has_bookpushers for this one.

8. Perfect reason not to eat frog's legs, especially with salt. Thanks to @rebyj for this freaky video:



9. And finally your Regretsy WTFckery of the week! A cross between the Blob and Grimace from McDonalds. I'm really not seeing the Cheshire Cat at all. And doesn't it look like it's sitting on some sort of strang toilet? *yes, I had to go there*

There is a new blog started by cbrett60 called The Blog Hall of Fame that will compile the best blog post around the internet an inducted them into the Hall of Fame each month. Guess what post was chosen for December and the very first inducted into the Blog Hall of Fame?

Enjoy this week's WTFckery and even more to come in 2010!