Welcome to the latest Saturday Edition of Love Letters to Mho! The Love Doctor is in!
Yo M to the Mho!
I’m a mack daddy vampire who makes all the ladies swoon. If wanted, I could go off to Hollywood land and put all those fidiot lame-o actors to shame. Me and my boys (HOLLA BACK!) walk the streets in our tighter than tight leather macking out the shit kickers to the max while driving in our Hummers listening to 50 Cent, yo.
But, I have a issue that is giving me major heartburn. I need to screw every chicky that I can get my hands on cause the goddess I service has cursed me where I turn into a raving dragon beast that makes Godzilla look like a pansy. I’ve fallen hard for a woman who wears J. Crew sweaters, khaki pants and is everything sweet and wonderful. She is the total opposite of what I am.
How can I tell her that I’m an undead sexy vamp with great hair that kills our enemies who smell like they bathe in baby powder, as well as having anonymous sex with any woman to keep my dragon from popping up? My fine lady would drop my ass in a heartbeat.
I need some major prop advice my man!
Hit me back dude,
From RH
RH-
First, if I were your sweater wearing sweetheart I would drop your ass as fast as I could say “H to Izzo” because you sound like some wanna beach bum trolling for skanks on the boardwalk. It sounds like your lady has class so tone down the tween MTV slang and grow up.
Perhaps your new girlfriend wouldn’t mind riding your demon dragon? I hope that isn’t an euphuism for a certain part of your anatomy. If not, and you seriously become scaly, grab some chains, tell her to tie you to the bed and tame the wild beast.
I hope my shizzle advice can give your nizzle major props,
Mho to the F Fho
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7 comments:
That had me laughing and cringing LOL
Okay, laughing loud! Good morning after Christmas!
OMG - that was to funny!! I could almost imagine the look on Mho Fho's face when he said "H to Izzo". I figure the only thing that could be funnier would be the look on "mack daddy's" face after reading Mho's reply....
...because you sound like some wanna beach bum trolling for skanks on the boardwalk...
ROFLOL! And yes Cybercliper - I would pay good money to see the look on 'mack daddy's' face when reading Mho's reply!
WoW. Who wears khakis anymore? That's so good-girl-'90s.
LOL. This is my favorite Ward. Dragon popping up, ha! I heart you KB.
So many characters in literature sure do need major help in love.
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